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Save Bob? Or destroy Bob?

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Bob is a guy who has incredibly bad luck, then is some how saved. For example: Me: Bob wins a free trip to Hawaii!! (save) You: but Bob is captured by the natives! (destroy) Another person: but they captured Bob because they thought he was a god! (save) Yet another person: so they sacrificed Bob (destroy) And so on. After he is destroyed you must find someway to save him. After you save him he must be destroyed! :) I'll start: Bob walks his dog and finds 1 million dollars on the ground! (save)

04-13-2012 at 9:33 AM

Where the zookeeper is there with his katana. Waiting. (Destroy)

04-11-2012 at 9:23 AM

Bob sinks to the bottom and finds a magical teleporter, which brings him to a beach hut in hawaii! (Save)

03-23-2012 at 2:32 PM

But Bobs allergic to Jello(destroy)

03-22-2012 at 10:55 AM

But luckily the volcano was full of highly toxic jello so he won't burn!(save)

03-16-2012 at 4:21 PM

Unfortunately his flying unicorn was new at flying and accidentally dropped him into a volcano (destroy)

03-16-2012 at 11:57 AM

But Bob whistled for his flying unicorn to swoop in and save him. (save)

03-15-2012 at 10:44 AM

Unfortunately the insane Zookeeper was also nearby eating his dinner, when he spotted Bob, he came charging in with his katana waving (destroy)<br /> <br /> (Also I have no idea why the zookeeper is carrying a katana, he's nuts though, so that may have a bit to do with it lol)

03-15-2012 at 7:33 AM

But the lion was busy eating his dinner. He didn't notice Bob being flung into his cage. (save)

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2012-03-15 07:33:26 by #29

03-14-2012 at 11:15 AM

Unfortunately he bounced right off the trampoline into a lion's cage at the zoo! (destroy)

03-14-2012 at 10:42 AM

Thankfully, there was a trampoline down below and he bounced to safety. (save)

03-13-2012 at 5:44 PM

Unfortunately the window is five stories up (destroy)

03-12-2012 at 9:42 AM

But he ducks out a window really fast. (save)

03-9-2012 at 11:44 AM

But she is really a nut job and attempts to shoot him for not getting the right pair of glasses. (Destroy)

02-21-2012 at 1:58 PM

An extremely hot young lady finds Bob and, thinking kidney disease and unemployment is something really attractive, she asks him to marry her (Save)

02-21-2012 at 1:36 PM

But, Bob has too many of the pills and gets... kidney disease, and has to drop out of the job - once again unemployed. (destroy? xD)

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2012-02-21 13:36:57 by #856

02-21-2012 at 6:19 AM

A famous dietician walking by sees bob, and an opportunity! Bob trades his extra middle for fame in the form of late night diet pill ads. (saved? not sure if anyone really wants that kind of fame. XD)

02-20-2012 at 4:30 PM

But his career as a male model changes once they had Bob take off his shirt after winter! His 6 pack was a bowl of jelly! (Destroy)

02-18-2012 at 4:23 PM

(Haha, double post. Don't mind me)

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2012-02-18 16:23:53 by #21693

02-18-2012 at 4:22 PM

Thank goodness, Bob is made of pure awesomeness, so he merely bounces off his 6-pack when he hits the ground. He decides to work as a male model when he realize he had survived. (Save)

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2012-02-18 16:25:10 by #21693

12-7-2011 at 5:52 PM

But the person he saved thinks bob is bad and pushes him off the building (destroy)

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