Welcome to my page!
First of all, I would just like to say that I do not give out much personal information except my name: Bethany. There! Now you know who I am. :D So, if you message me or scribble me, please note, that I will not give out any more info than that. :)
The Dogs of Ala
Here at ERK(Eternal Rain Kennels), I am currently breeding GSDs and am patiently waiting the arrival of the new breed in the coming month(s).
General Rules for Buying
I would love it if you would continue to raise and care for the dog(s) that you buy from me. If I find out that you have either retired/sent to the pound/put down ANY of the dogs that you've bought from me, you will automaticly be put on a No Sell list, and will not be able to breed or buy from me.
If you do not want your dog anymore, and can't sell it, please give it back to me.
Rules for Breeding
When breeding with a maxed stud, the female must be maxed.
I would like 2nd pick from the litter if both parents are maxed.
If the stud is not maxed, it does not matter if the female is.
I don't want any pups from an unmaxed litter, unless they have decent TP.
Puns for Educated Minds
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ...
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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