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Ehm(pty chairs at empty tables) (#93)'s profile.

currently: I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

Last Seen: 3:29 AM on 09-3-2015, played for 1368 days

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(08-28-2015 at 3:08 PM)
Is there someway to 'order' a litter of puppies from you?

(08-8-2015 at 5:40 PM)
Ravette R.
Let me know if you'll ever sell/part with FR stuff for Ala =)

(04-27-2015 at 1:20 PM)
Allie {Mrs. Winchester}
Ehmmers, would you be willing to sell 298420?

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My name is Ehm.

I'm 26, and though I live in Massachusetts now, I spent most of my life in Nova Scotia.
My pronouns are they/them/their. I don't identify as a dude or a lady, so if you could not refer to me as "he" or "she", that would be awesome.
I spend a lot of my time drawing, and lately I've been getting into whittling and similar wood crafts. I've got a really cute dog who I spent virtually all of my time with, and I serve as royal guard to the beautiful Lady Kiba.
I also read a lot -- right now I'm working my way through American Gods and volume I of Elfquest, am waiting for The Winds of Winter to be released, and follow way too many webcomics.

I tend to be pretty busy, but I still hang out in chat a lot, so feel free to talk to me!
Books, comics, illustration and animals are all obviously pretty high on my interests list, but I'm also really into mythology, myths/legends and faery tales, the paranormal and preternatural, etymology, logic puzzles, and video games.
...But mostly older video games, because 3D graphics make me motion sick. :B

Part of the reason I tend to be busy is because I'm an Administrator here on Alacrity.
I was a moderator for about four years, worked as both a Newbie Helper and as the Newbie Helper team leader for a year before that, and also spent some time on the art team in there as well -- so I've been part of the Alacrity staff for nearly as long as I've been a member of the site!
I'm proud of the time I've spent here, and it's something that's really important to me. If you're considering joining the Helper or Moderator team during one of our future staff openings and would like to learn more about the teams, I'd be happy to discuss it with you and answer what questions I can.

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Dogs Put Down: 0 | Dogs Died In Care: 78 | Training Sessions: 250
Dogs in "Kiddley Divey"
- in heat | - up for auction | - up for sale | - up for bone sale | - up for stud| - pregnant dog
Preview Name Breed Age Gender
unkenneled dogs:
Newborn Puppy (#294819) Australian Shepherd 91.14 months female
Newborn Puppy (#294822) Australian Shepherd 91.14 months male
Newborn Puppy (#294821) Australian Shepherd 91.14 months male
₠◌капра's Muddied Sewers (#249707) Great Dane 397.35 months male
₠◌капра's Horrible Machine (#249676) Great Dane 397.59 months female
₠◌капра's Dark Wind (#251734) Great Dane 385.38 months male
₠◌капра's Drawn Curtains (#252724) Great Dane 378.36 months female
Newborn Puppy (#283698) Great Dane 159.25 months female
Newborn Puppy (#283696) Great Dane 159.27 months female
Newborn Puppy (#283699) Great Dane 159.27 months female
Newborn Puppy (#296107) Great Dane 74.13 months female
Newborn Puppy (#296108) Great Dane 74.13 months female
Newborn Puppy (#296109) Great Dane 74.13 months male
Newborn Puppy (#296110) Great Dane 74.13 months male
₠◌BLX's Synonymous (#40048) Papillon 999.99 months male
₠◌:.K.:'s Donaunixe (#277817) Pembroke Welsh Corgi 247.71 months female
₠™TiltS' Joyland (#293367) Shetland Sheepdog 110.25 months female
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