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A small gathering of little Sparrows to a pile of seed.
Feeding Sparrows
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A cute little dinosaur toy for your dog to play with!
Stegosaurus Toy
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A cute Slavic friend for your dog!
Kukeri Plush
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ehm (#93)'s profile.

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currently: I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

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(10-18-2015 at 6:48 PM)
Humble Hallows 🌟
Trick or treat


(09-26-2015 at 4:47 AM)
Humble Hallows 🌟
Loving the name.


(09-17-2015 at 7:30 PM)
eepay
impossidog?

or if nah theres always alex

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Name : Ehm
Age : Late 20s
Pronouns : they/them/their(s)
Citizenship : Canadian living in the United States
Profession : Sea witch
Familiars : Finn the labrahound, Art the changeling

Drawing : Animal people
Reading : Douglas Coupland's Microserfs, Mark Waid & Fiona Staples' new Archie series
Playing : Earthbound, Mandrake Girls
Watching : Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Call the Midwife, Jane the Virgin
Listening : Flogging Molly, Fever Ray

Current Staff Position : Administrator, Artist
Former Staff Positions : Helper, Artist, Moderator
Fun Facts : I've been a member of the Alacrity staff for longer than any other person (on or off staff), and am the only person who has been part of all four staff teams!




Kennels & Practices
Sales
• All dogs in the Available kennel are for sale. If you see something there that doesn't have a price set on it and you're interested, just ask or -- even better -- make me a deal! I'm terrible at selling dogs and often forget to price them, so I'm usually happy to get rid of them. 8)
• Please don't make offers or ask about dogs located anywhere else; they are not for sale under any circumstances.
• I don't care what you do with dogs after you buy them from me. I'd personally prefer that you complete their training before breeding them, but hey, they're your dogs! Do whatever the heck you want.

Breeding
• I don't keep them publically available, but you're welcome to ask about studding or leasing any of my dogs. My standard prices are high (15k+), but we can negotiate lower prices in exchange for some of the litter. I'm also open to refunding part of the stud cost if your bitch only has 1 or 2 pups.
• You're welcome to request a breeding between two of my dogs. If I like the pairing I'll breed them as soon as I can and won't sell any of the pups until you've seen them. You're under no obligation to buy, and if you want I'll alert you the next time the pair is bred.

Training
• I don't offer training services. I am incredibly lazy and mostly pay people to train my dogs for me.




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Dogs Put Down: 0 | Dogs Died In Care: 85 | Training Sessions: 356
Dogs in "Kiddley Divey"
- in heat | - up for auction | - up for sale | - up for bone sale | - up for stud| - pregnant dog
Preview Name Breed Age Gender
unkenneled dogs:
Ranger (#306620) German Shepherd 54.24 months male
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Account Type: upgraded
Upgrade Ends: 2016-08-26
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