So, I write a bit in my free time. And I like to write about dogs. And I like money. So I though, why the heck not. So here is a thread in which you give me money, and I give you silly little words.

For examples of my spectacular writing you may view these dogs in my kennel, who have already been given sweet little stories:
-ZombieDance
-Everlasting
-Forgiven

All you must do is show me the dog you want a quaint little story for. If you want to be specific and ask for something in particular, thats cool too.

I can write anything you throw at me, for I am a writer, and it is my quest to write for the lovely people of alacrity!

(Prices will vary depending upon length and difficulty. Though it will never go above 50k, or below 5k.)

Slot 1: Open!
Slot 2: Open!
Slot 3: Open!
Slot 4: Open!
Slot 5: Open!