Santa Paws: 5 Days Left -- Baby Griffin
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Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here, in the news, as well as in Mini Updates/Admin Updates, at some point before midnight. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although Santa Paws is also picking a secondary winner based on criteria listed at the end of this post :)

This drawing will be for: a Baby Griffin!

The winner will receive a Baby Griffin companion, which brings its owner gifts twice per month!!

P.S. Santa Paws told me he'll pull this round's second winner based on Punniest Holiday Joke. Who doesn't love a good pun? :D

12-21-2011 at 5:44 PM
*Enters* There!

12-21-2011 at 5:42 PM
"Why don't we ever hear about 'Olive,' the 10th reindeer?" asked Bert.<br /> "What 10th Reindeer?" asked Scott.<br /> "You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."<br />

12-21-2011 at 5:21 PM
yesterday, Emirates and i were sitting in my livingroom wrapping presents. the television was on in the corner, but with the sound muted, so we had no idea what was happening. <br /> a comedy was being shown, the setting a manor house hotel, and in one scene there was a male turkey on the reception desk. it was in a large cage.<br /> emirates looked up and commented "that turkey's panting. he must be roasting* the poor thing!".<br /> me: *facepalms and groans*<br /> <br /> that's my contribution!<br /> <br /> *"roasting" here, means "too hot"

12-21-2011 at 5:03 PM
Entering from side.

12-21-2011 at 4:57 PM
Just... entering.

12-21-2011 at 4:42 PM
Bad Paypal. No money or joke for you.

12-21-2011 at 4:41 PM
have no punny joke today. :(

12-21-2011 at 4:23 PM
I wouldn't dare tell y'all Christmas jokes - they're so funny, they might <i>sleigh</i> you.

12-21-2011 at 4:16 PM
Um *is lame and doesn't know any puns*

12-21-2011 at 4:13 PM
Heller

12-21-2011 at 3:59 PM
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?<br /> Santa Claustrophobia!

12-21-2011 at 3:48 PM
I'm entering! Happy holidays everyone! :)

12-21-2011 at 3:47 PM
Would like to enter :-)<br /> <br /> Happy hollidays to all of you :-)

12-21-2011 at 3:42 PM
Entering, Happy Holidays!

12-21-2011 at 3:37 PM
Funny jokes everyone :)

12-21-2011 at 3:27 PM
Q. What breed of horse can you buy for a quarter?<br /> A. Quarter Horse!<br /> <br /> Im entering. :)

12-21-2011 at 3:25 PM
*Plops on topic* xD

12-21-2011 at 3:18 PM
1:<br /> <br /> Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?<br /> <br /> A: So he can ho, ho, ho.<br /> <br /> 2: <br /> <br /> Q: How to cats greet each other at Christmas time?<br /> <br /> A: A furry merry Christmas & Happy Mew Year.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;:

12-21-2011 at 3:11 PM
Q:What language does Santa Claus speak? <br /> <br /> A: North Polish.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ahaha. So punny xD<br /> <br /> And I have another!<br /> <br /> Q: What is green, covered with tinsel and says, "Ribbit, ribbit?" <br /> <br /> A: A mistle-toad.<br /> :D<br /> <br /> 'Nother... o-o Last one I promise~<br /> <br /> <br /> Q: What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?<br /> <br /> A: They both drop their needles.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yayy. I so punny c:<br />
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2011-12-21 15:13:18 by #253

12-21-2011 at 3:10 PM
Merry Christmas!<br /> Jingle bells! &lt;3

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