Santa Paws: 5 Days Left -- Baby Griffin
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Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here, in the news, as well as in Mini Updates/Admin Updates, at some point before midnight. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although Santa Paws is also picking a secondary winner based on criteria listed at the end of this post :)

This drawing will be for: a Baby Griffin!

The winner will receive a Baby Griffin companion, which brings its owner gifts twice per month!!

P.S. Santa Paws told me he'll pull this round's second winner based on Punniest Holiday Joke. Who doesn't love a good pun? :D

12-21-2011 at 8:37 AM
What kind of paper likes music?<br /> <br /> Rapping paper

12-21-2011 at 8:29 AM
What did the sheep say to the sheperd?<br /> <br /> Season's Bleatings

12-21-2011 at 8:24 AM
*enters*

12-21-2011 at 8:19 AM
Hmmm...<br /> Who hides in a bakery at christmas?<br /> A mince-spy!<br /> =P

12-21-2011 at 8:16 AM
enter! yah!

12-21-2011 at 8:14 AM
What do you call a December 25 fog?<br /> A Christ-mist<br /> <br />

12-21-2011 at 8:12 AM
enter! yah!

12-21-2011 at 7:58 AM
not good at jokes *enters*

12-21-2011 at 7:54 AM
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? <br /> <br /> Frostbite.<br /> <br /> :|

12-21-2011 at 7:40 AM
Enter =)

12-21-2011 at 7:33 AM
enter

12-21-2011 at 7:30 AM
Christmas pun (Sorta)-<br /> So there was a forign man who moved to America. He couldn't speack any english at all,so he sat down to watch T.V. and learn some. He turned on a singing show,there he learned to say "Me me me me me me me."<br /> After he'd had his fill he turned to a cooking show,there he learned how to say "Forks and knives,forks and knives." After the cooking show was done he turned on a christmas movie,and learned how to say "For his presents,for his presents."<br /> Later that night,a man was murdered up the road,and the police were interviewing everyone who lived in a two mile radius...including the old man. It was around the christmas season,so they wanted to catch whoever had murdered the man before Christmas was apon them. They knocked on the door of the man,and asked, "Do you know who murdered his man?" Holding a picture of the man up to his face,the forigner replied "Me me me me me me me!" The policemen was astonished,and then asked "How did you do it?" The man replied,"Forks and knives,forks and knives." They then asked the man why,he said,"For his presents,for his presents." Now this man had only watched T.V. for one day and didn't fully comprehend what he had said. He was put in jail,and everday continued to say all the phrases he had know,because that was the only English he knew. The cops finnaly realized he didn't know any other words,and let him go. He live happily ever after (and never had another run in with the cops again) the end. :3

12-21-2011 at 7:30 AM
Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?<br /> <br /> Because it soots him.<br /> <br /> I'm not very punny :/

12-21-2011 at 7:28 AM
i love christmas! :D

12-21-2011 at 7:20 AM
I stink at jokes lol just entering :)

12-21-2011 at 7:12 AM
And my side xDD

12-21-2011 at 7:11 AM
Enter mee =)

12-21-2011 at 7:08 AM
CHNLianna 7356

12-21-2011 at 7:07 AM
Hello :3

12-21-2011 at 6:56 AM
I'm not good with jokes, but I want to enter anyway. So far I love the others jokes. &lt;3

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