Looking for one or two RP partners

It's been a while since I've had a good roleplay I could stay in, and I'd like to get back into that. Lucky for most of us, I'm not as good as I used to be, so I'm not really set on a four paragraph, super long post in a different language every time. I'm looking for someone who can post at least a short paragraph with decent grammar to help me get back into the swing of things.

I'd really like to do a supernatural/immortal RP, but I'm open to lots of ideas. Here are my absolute no's:

-Sparkly fairy vampires (Twilight)
-Plots that are directly from books or movies and/or include characters from books or movies.
-Stray dogs/dog packs
-Normal Highschool or normal families (I suffer through it enough already.)
and last but not least,
-Farms