02-10-2011 at 12:48 AM

Well even so, we are being sucessful with the two of us, are we not? And in order to play, someone spins the spinner, and it can land on an of the four parts that are broeken down into 4 colors. There are red, yellow, green, and blue. And right hand, foot, and left hand and foot. So..." Al went to spin the spinner. "okay, right hand yellow. So we all put our right hands on a yellow spot on the mat. Eventually we become a tangled up mess and we might have certain anatomy parts in our faces. Well, they'll be clothed, but not if they fall and lose clothes."

02-10-2011 at 12:24 AM

Having never actually played Twister before, Ava was not sure how to proceed.<br /> "This has got to be the tamest thing to ever happen in this house, I gotta tell you," she said, handing the instructions over to Sebastian and uncapping the booze to take a swig. "Also," she added, coughing a little, "I find it a little ironic that my RP that we let die is technically more literate than this one. I mean, seriously, there's been absolutely no character development going on, the scene is vague and the plot consists of Google and Twister."

02-9-2011 at 6:03 AM

Al looked at Ava with a shocked face. "oh, its on!" And then prepared herself for the dreaded, yet long awaited twister battle.

02-9-2011 at 6:01 AM

Ava's hand snapped out of its own accord and smacked Al across the face. "OH! I'm so sorry, I can't imagine why that happened. And there aren't any cops in my mind, Al, so you can pretty much drink if you want to." She stuck her tongue out and set the bottle down next to the spinner. Itachi returned with Reno, Sebastian, a pale and shaking L, a hyper Grell and a sulking Hidan.

02-9-2011 at 5:50 AM

"I'm not old enough to drink. But how about this, Pein gets my shot as well as his?" <br /> <br /> Al looked at Zetsu and smirked. "You are playing as well, whether you like it or not. And that means that you can't use your tentacle-vine things to keep you standing either." <br /> <br /> She got up and pushed Zetsu and Pein over to the mat. "You should get Hidan as well. He'll end up finding himself in some weird positions. OH! I need to go get some," Al turned and face Ava with an evil grin. "Cheeetttooos"

02-9-2011 at 5:44 AM

"Hmm... Twister." Ava pulled the Twister mat and spinner out from under the couch. "Hey Itachi, go grab Reno and Sebastian... and L, I guess... and uh..." she glanced at Tseng, turned pale and looked away. He grinned at her.<br /> "Am I not invited?" he asked.<br /> "If you want to play, you are absolutely welcome to. I will not question your judgment or decisions. Ever." Ava set up the mat and put on some extra clothing. Tseng handed her a bottle of whisky and then took a seat on the couch. Ava stared at the bottle and a wicked grin curved across her face. She held up the bottle and winked at Al. "Shot every time we have to lose clothing?"

02-9-2011 at 4:21 AM

Al sat down and grabbed Pein before he could walk away. She then place him on her lap. "You go have fun with finding out what it was." Al stroked Pein's hair with one hand and reached the floor with her other. She then showed Ava a deck of cards. "I think we are all prepared for strip poker. But how about strip twister? After each fall, you must remove an article of clothing."<br /> <br />

02-9-2011 at 4:08 AM

"He probably looked up himself. I have SafeSearch turned off, so lord knows WHAT he would turn up that way." Ava shuddered. "Well, since Pein chickened out and ran, do you think we could get Zetsu and Grell to play strip poker with us?"<br /> <br /> A crack of thunder alerted them that someone had made a dramatic entrance, and Ava turned around to see Itachi standing behind her, cloak rippling in the cold breeze. "Seriously, stop that. We're indoors!" someone yelled, and the breeze stopped. Ava smiled.<br /> <br /> "How was the AU?" she asked. Itachi gazed at her expressionlessly.<br /> <br /> "Deidara hates it, Hidan keeps complaining about not 'getting any,' and I'm not sure what my character's motivation is."<br /> <br /> Ava stared at him. "...Let's go see what L looked up on Google."

02-9-2011 at 3:08 AM

Pein just faced away and the unknwon breeze went past him and made his hair fly in random directions. He narrowed his eyes and smiled faintly again. "Its nothing, I'm afraid that I must get going now. I fear that we might need some fridge replenishments." <br /> <br /> Al looked at Ava. "I wonder whatt L looked up on google. It couldn't have been that bad, or could it?"

02-8-2011 at 6:07 AM

"Take whose place, doing what?" Ava gave a challenging smile. "I warn you, I've been in a very bloodthirsty mood this week. You might not want to test me."<br/>Behind her, a blood-curdling scream announced that L had searched something unspecific on Google, and Grell bashed in through the ceiling and raced into the kitchen to see the results. A cold wind swept through the room for no apparent reason, making the candles flicker even though the room had been lit with electricity until two seconds ago. Ava plotted quietly while waiting for Pein's reaction.

02-8-2011 at 5:47 AM

Zetsu looked at konan out of the corner of his eye and gave a nervous laugh. "I would gladly prefer if....ummm...you could get Pein off and make....him stop....please?" Zetsu asked, and the last word came out to be more of a whisper. Pein looked at Zetsu and gave the smallest of smiles. <br /><br /><br /><br />"I was ordered to do this by Madara, I apologize." And then he looked at Ava. "Unless you wanan take his place?"

02-8-2011 at 5:41 AM

"O...kay then." Ava shooed Google into the kitchen. "Hey... uh, L?"<br/>L poked his head out of the pantry and raised a questioning eyebrow.<br/>"Feed Google. Uh... nothing too scary. And, um... WHY are you still here?"<br/>L grinned. "You have cake."<br/>"Riiiight... the cake/L cliche." Ava backed out of the kitchen and turned back to the living room, only to see Zetsu wearing far less clothing than he had been. "Oh dear. Okay... uh... Zetsu, have I mentioned that in at least ninety percent of the scenarios in MY head, you prefer women? Yeah. So while you're in my condo, can you not... do... that?"

02-8-2011 at 5:24 AM

Google whined like dog and the oinked. It jumped onto the floor and stood up, and transformed. Within a few seconds, the 2 o's were conveniantly placed to be a woman's bewbs. Google batted its eyelashes and winked at Zetsu. The two toned man looked at Google then at Ava.<br /><br /><br /><br />"why'd you do that? Now I've lost all interest in it." Zetsu harumphed and sat in the corner. Pein walked over to Zetsu and, not even attempting to hide what he was doing, licked Zetsu whole neck.

02-8-2011 at 5:21 AM

Ava watched Zetsu jump back from Google and laughed. She walked over and picked up Google and cuddled it. "Don't worry. As long as you keep your search terms VERY specific, it won't hurt you." Then she smirked. "But I HAVE seen you as a woman."

02-8-2011 at 5:06 AM

Google looked up at ava. "Quack." It then walked away. Zetsu snickered and looked at Google. <br /><br /><br /><br />"Hey there little..animal. Uncle Zetsu wants to show yo a few tricks." He slowly talked with only the black side, and he slowly inched closer to the...thing. Google then meowed and roared in Zetsu's face. Al laughed and looked at ava. <br /><br /><br /><br />Evil google shall take over the world with is smutness!

02-8-2011 at 4:55 AM

"Um... I'm not going to ask why Al is laughing."<br/>"Probably a wise choice," Tseng said quietly from the doorway to the kitchen, "not that you make many wise choices." Ava glanced at him and turned a little pale.<br/>"Yeah... me and wisdom don't get along.... Have I mentioned that I'm really, really sorry?" Tseng smiled evilly and sipped his drink. Ava sat down on the couch and tried to look innocent. "So... Zetsu... uh... how about that weather?" Then she blinked in extremely late realization. "Wait... Google MOOED?"

02-8-2011 at 4:40 AM

He paled a bit and shook his head. Both sides spoke at the same time, which was a miracle. "NO! no, you don't."<br /><br /><br /><br />Al smiled and rubbed her hands together evily. "hehehehehe"

02-8-2011 at 4:33 AM

"It has to be done," Ava shrugged, and showed the completed project to Al. It was a sign that read 'Warning and Universal Disclaimer: copyright infringement abounds.'<br/><br/>"Anyway, Zetsu, maybe you should just give him that kick in the arse. Everyone needs one at some point." A pause. "Uh... do I want to know what happened with Madara?"

02-8-2011 at 3:35 AM

Zetsu scratched the back of his head and sighed. "yea, I know.. "The white side began but was interrupted by the black side. "He just needs a good swift kick up his arse. Seriously, I don't think I've been more violated since we first met Madara."<br /><br /><br /><br />Al came back and dropped google on the floor. It moo'ed, then walked away. "Is there a reasno why you are working on a new project?"

02-8-2011 at 2:50 AM

"Okay, I realize I don't have a whole lot of room to talk," Ava said as she shoved a few raunchy card games and smut novels under the sofa with her foot, "but isn't that kind of... well, REALLY awkward?"<br/><br/>Forget awkward, it sounded like psychological abuse. But hey, this was Ava's Condo in Smutland, not Fictional Character Psychology 101. Psychological abuse fit right in, most days.<br/><br/>While waiting for a reply, Ava fished out one of her latest projects and started to work on it.