02-8-2011 at 1:31 AM

While Al went to google, Zetsu smiled at Ava. "Pein-sama knows that we can records things-" The white side began, " and asks to records his rounds with Hidan, and then he views them later." The black side finished.<br /><br /><br /><br />Both sides seemed a little nervous as they continued talking. "And it just so happens tha in order to view these recordings he has to use a jutsu, and look into our eyes. And we witness our recordings at the same time..and yea..."

02-8-2011 at 1:23 AM

"You walked willingly into this place and yet you're afraid to look up a term?" Ava rolled her eyes and threw Google at Al. "Here. Educate yourself while I clean up."<br/><br/>She looked over the living room, satisfied that the damage wasn't permanent. She kicked Hidan out a side door with sharp instructions that he was not to return until the AU had played itself out, for better or worse. Tseng had stopped by and Ava hastened to pour him a drink, remembering what happened last time she crossed him.<br/><br/>"So..." The house being in relatively good order always made Ava nervous. Better entertain the guests. "Zetsu... what brings you here all of a sudden? I don't remember seeing you since that last requested fanfic."

02-8-2011 at 1:03 AM

"BDSM?" Al was almost too scared to look it up. "Big (insert noun here of your choice), small mouth?" <br /><br /><br /><br />She looked back at Pein who was finsihed dressing. "had a good time?" Pein nodded and took a random brush and began brushing his hair.<br /><br /><br /><br />"My hear isn;t that messed up, is it?" Pein mumbled to himself as he nearly snapped the brush in half with fustration. <br /><br /><br /><br />"Don't worry leader-sama. It doesn't look anything at all like you and Hidan had a grand ol' time down on the floor." Zetsu said to Pein with a smile on his face. Pein kicked Zetsu in the face and walked away.

02-8-2011 at 12:54 AM

Silent? Ava thought about that for a moment. Truthfully, there usually WASN'T much noise in the condo. The whole thing was soundproofed. With a sigh, she started setting furniture to rights.<br/>"This is why I don't keep them in my condo without supervision," she complained. "Itachi and Deidara are out exploring an AU right now, and Hidan is SUPPOSED to be with them, but you and your BDSM fixation messed THAT up." She stuck her tongue out at Al.

01-21-2011 at 3:35 AM

Al looked over at Ava and smiled. "Pein and Hidan were most likely the cause, y'know. But for all I know someone else could've had some fun time while I was too distracted. Then again, with it being so silent here I don't know how I could miss anything."

01-20-2011 at 9:34 AM

Ava returned to the condo and flopped on the couch with a sigh. "I'm sure I can persuade them to do it again. I prefer to be in on it, though, or I get bored. Speaking of me getting bored and leaving strange people alone in my house, why is half of my furniture demolished?"

01-20-2011 at 4:10 AM

Al buzzed Ava in and laughed. "Sebby was sent because no one else wanted to go. They were all too focused on what could be going on here. And boy did you miss Hidan and Pein's round. But if you are lucky, they might just do it again. And when do these guys stop posing in their suggestive poses?"

01-19-2011 at 9:54 AM

Ava scowled. "Stay. Leave. Ask me if I give a f***."<br />Honestly, demons were supposed to be arrogant, but did he really think she was afraid to wander through her own mind alone?<br/>Well, you <i>were</i>, one of her inner voices whispered. She mentally pimp-smacked it and kept walking.<br/>After a while she scent of impending doom faded from the air, and a familiar set of tall iron gates loomed before her. Ava sighed, hopped over the gutter and pressed the button next to her own name at the entrance to Smutland. "Al," she grumbled over the intercom. "Why was Sebastian the one to come and get me, and can you buzz me in?"

01-19-2011 at 3:29 AM

Sebastian looked down at Ava and smiled, well as much as he could smile in that form. "I Prefer to be up here, therefore I can see what is up ahead better than you can. Of course, I can always just leave you here alone if you don't want me to be with you."<br /><br />Meanwhile, back at the house, Al and Pom were left with a bunch of half naked men that were pairing off to be in suggestive poses together. AL sighed and cracked her knuckles. "Oh where could Ava have gone...?"

01-18-2011 at 6:37 AM

"Does he even <i>know</i> who I keep in my apartment?" Ava muttered to herself. Nonetheless, she looked up at the sky and called after the raven while ambling in the direction it had flown. "Hey! Bird boy! If you hate being away from me that much--" what a load <i>that</i> was, coming from him--"then why don't you travel on the ground with me?"

01-18-2011 at 6:08 AM

"Oh Ava...you really shouldn't have left the door open. You do know how I don't like being away from you..." A body emerge from the darkness and it was none other than Sebastian. "You shouldn't be all alone...y'know" He then shifted into his crow form and flew off to the east. "follow me to go home. Unless you want to find yourself at the mercy of bloodthirst men I advise you to leave."<br /><br />

01-18-2011 at 5:48 AM

(The funniest part of that statement is that it's true. If there are people in my house, and they start to bore me, I leave.)<br/><br/>Ava was starting to wish she'd brought Pom and Al with her... or at least one of the boys. Like Hidan. Hidan was a nut case, but he was a <i>lethal</i> nut case, which might come in handy.<br/>Or maybe Mello. Mello had a gun.<br/>And Ava apparently had an anime obsession, which was proving far too distracting as she crept over the creepily deserted streets alone. "Maybe I should..." she started aloud, then snapped her mouth shut when her voice echoed. "Yeah," she muttered. "Forget Chandra. I'll call her and have her come to the condo."<br/><br/>Figuring out how to get back to the condo, though... that was going to be a challenge.

01-18-2011 at 5:35 AM

Al sighed as the entertainment had died..they must have been done with whatever they were doing. A silent "Pein, get off of me" was all that was heard and then Hidan's head apppeared above the table. "Now where the hell did Ava go? I swear to Jashin, you can't leave that girl alone for two minutes without her wandering off."

01-18-2011 at 5:26 AM

Ava, in fact, had no flipping clue where she had gone. All she knew was that she was starting to see smoke in the distance, and that was NOT a good sign.

01-18-2011 at 4:51 AM

Al was too busy watching the scene of Pein and Hidan unfolding in front of her that she didn't notice Ava's disappearance. Pein had pulled Hidan down to the floor and was hiding behind one of the tables. Clothes were flying in the air and soon some of Ava's residents were throughly enjoying what was going on. <br /><br />It was then that Al discovered that Ava had left. she turned to Pom's direction and asked "Where did ava go?"

01-18-2011 at 4:44 AM

Ava allowed the door to her suite to bang shut behind her and wandered down the darkened hallway, trying to remember if Chandra lived in Smutland or if she'd have to hop to another sector of Improbable Alternate Realities.<br/>She stopped next to one of the hallway's more questionable paintings and considered. It portrayed a griffin and a mare, locked in battle... or something. It was Chandra's family crest, so maybe it was worth a shot. Ava took a breath and stepped into the picture.<br/>She emerged on narrow cobbled streets and could not figure out where she was. She had never written Chandra in an urban setting; the woman was far too bloodthirsty. She belonged in fantasy realms with wide open spaces and plenty of blood feuds. A twinge of worry bloomed in Ava's chest and she hurried down the street, trusting to the author-character bond to guide her to her creation.

01-18-2011 at 4:20 AM

Al looked at Ava wiith a small smile on her face. I understand your irritability and I hope that you take it all out on your awesome residents. Al watched as Pein's hands trailed further down and began to travel further down Hidan's body. Pein was still looking at Ava until a muffled sound from Hidan turned his attention away. He began to graze Hidan's neck with his tongue and bit down at one point, drawing enough blood to have it drip off of Hidan's neck.

01-18-2011 at 2:11 AM

Ava sighed. "Very well, Aadyn," she replied.<br/>"She did have a point, though," the overly-irritable woman continued. "We can take this somewhere else at any time. Say... LJ, for example?"<br/>Settling back onto the sofa with the hot fudge sundae she'd conjured from the kitchen, she returned Pein's gaze coldly. "What are you looking at me for?" she snapped. "Do as you wish. Just try not to destroy too much of my furniture. That leather's expensive."<br/>She tapped her fingers against the sofa arm, staring moodily at the melting sundae. "Screw it, I'm going to go see what Chandra's doing." With that, she took her sundae and her bad mood out the door. "Welcome to tag along," she said as the door slammed shut behind her.<br/><br/>[Due to some questioning regarding my response, I feel like I'd better explain some things. 1: I am extremely stressed-out and irritable and it's going to show in my posts. This should not be regarded as an attack on anyone. 2: I am VERY upset with Alacrity right now, and have been since last Wednesday. Hence, the "we can take this elsewhere" comment. Really, I'm more and more disappointed in most of the sites I'm on, and I'd love to transport all of Pie's interactions to a non-public arena, but it's been hard enough to get us to post on Pie lately. 3: This note has been made publicly because the people posting on this thread need the explanation. I've been grumpy lately and only the night-owls know why. 4: My response to Aadyn is in-line with my RP response because there is no practical difference between "Ava" and Avianahelena. No offense is intended to any party.]

01-17-2011 at 7:08 PM

okay, understood ^^<br /><br />Al looked at the half naked men posing. "Ava, that really isn't much of eye candy is it? Now, if you had them in some suggestive poses with someone else than possibly it might be better. Pein go over to Hidan and show them what I mean." <br /><br />Pein walked over to Hidan and pushed him against the wall. He ran his hand behind Hidan's back and slowly turned his head towards Ava's direction.

01-17-2011 at 10:43 AM

Part of being literate is actually writing out sentences. Please do not put asterisks around actions.<br /><br />For example, do not post *rolls around on floor*, write instead "Aadyn rolled around on the floor."<br /><br />The role play you have going on now could be put in the other role play forum.<br /><br />Please keep this in mind for further posts. :)