06-19-2011 at 5:00 AM

Envy whimpered as dust and debris flew into her face. "But what if there are march hare eating snakes in there? Or even worse...Al eatting snakes?!"<br /> <br /> Envy shifted into a dog and ran behind Ava. "Don't worry Al, the only one that would attempt to eat you would spit you back out. Now, please tell me whats up with this annoying smiling butler who is following us."

06-18-2011 at 9:58 AM

"Aw, you keep telling yourself that, honeybunch," Ava crooned.<br /> <br /> Sebastian smiled and swished his tail. "Do not worry. If Google destroys this world, I'm sure we can find another."<br /> <br /> "I don't really care either way," Ava snorted. She hefted her M16 and yelled, "GOOGLE! Can we come in without being blinded?"<br /> <br /> Google responded with a ground-shaking roar, and an explosion rattled the Chamber's walls and blew out all the windows.<br /> <br /> "Since I'm wearing a Rambo headband, I have to take that as a yes," Ava said. She smoothed back her March Hare ears, grabbed Envy to use as a shield, and charged into the Chamber, screaming at the top of her lungs. "I'M THE MARCH HARE!!!! GYAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

06-18-2011 at 6:27 AM

Al screamed dramatically, which led Envy to kick her in the shin. "Don't send the Google! It might use the 'I'm feeling lucky' button which might destroy the world!!!!"<br /> <br /> Envy sighed and looked at the Chamber. "That thing better not be a destructive weapon of yours, Ava. If so, you'll have a whole condo on your @ss if Al dies. Also, the outfit may have looked good on you, but thats because its me, and I make you look good in the outfit."

06-18-2011 at 6:09 AM

"Are you kidding?" Ava scoffed. "I look AMAZING in that outfit. Now, go be a good little minion of darkness and go check out that chamber for us."<br /> <br /> Tseng sighed. "This is ridiculous. You should never send Envy to do serious jobs. He, she or it always fails. Send Google."<br /> <br /> "Good idea!" Ava snatched Google, opened the door to the Chamber and flung it inside.

06-17-2011 at 9:54 PM

Envy looked at Ava with a mocking smile. There was a buzzing sound and he shifted into Ava while keeping on his outfit. <br /> <br /> "And this is how you would look with my amazing outfit on. Now, don't insult me before I push you out there and he blinds YOU. Got it?"<br /> <br /> Al patted Envy on his back. "Don't worry about him Ava, he didn't get his morning coffee."

06-17-2011 at 7:59 AM

"We'll send you in to blind him," Ava answered for Al. "Should only take one look at your outfit."

06-16-2011 at 9:18 PM

Al giggled and took a wand out of her pocket. "You said chamber, so I'm prepared to battle the almighty basilisk!"<br /> <br /> "Oh, how will you do that without dying from his stare?" A voice sounded from behind Al. She turned aroound and Envy was standing there, a hand on his hip. "yo."<br /> <br />

06-16-2011 at 5:24 AM

"O...kay." Ava looked at the map. "It says 'certain death ahead.' Al, don't go that way."<br /> <br /> Tseng grabbed Al and steered her back to the group. "Which way should we go, then?" he asked.<br /> <br /> Ava turned and peered into the mist behind Sebastian. "Well, that way says 'chamber of ultimate bad@$$ery,' but I'm not sure we want to risk it... oh, what the heck." She tied her March Hare ears back with her Rambo headband and hefted her M16. "Let's go."<br /> <br /> Google roared mightily. Tseng heaved a put-upon sigh. "Lead on, o fearless leader."

06-14-2011 at 5:20 AM

Al leaned over with a huge smile and picked up the map. "hehehe its slimey." She wiped the map onto her shirt and handed it over to Ava. She then scooped up a purring Google and began to walk in a random direction.<br /> <br /> "I have a feeling that I'm going to die today. So I'm gonna make this day the best ever!"

06-13-2011 at 7:42 AM

Ava blinked at the image. "It looks surprisingly fetching."<br /> <br /> Tseng looked perturbed. "Ava... I worry about you some days."<br /> <br /> "Whatever. Al, come on. We need to find you a concussion remedy." Ava grabbed Al's arm and towed her away into the mist. Tseng and the flaming unicorn followed, the former frowning and the latter munching contentedly out of a feed sack full of sunshine fairy dust. Sebastian took the lead, humming "London Bridge." It echoed eerily in the fog.<br /> <br /> "Google, where the hell are we?" Ava whispered. Google bleated loudly and coughed up a crumpled map. "O...kay then. Al, will you get that? I don't exactly want to touch it."

06-13-2011 at 4:51 AM

"I had a dream that Harry Potter came over to me and he gave me the golden snitch. And it clucked like a chicken! And then...Snape was there! Wearing a dress!"<br /> <br /> Google woofed and brought up an image of snape wearing a dress. Al snickered. "See!"

06-12-2011 at 7:21 AM

"Sebastian, what did you do to her?" Tseng sighed in a long-suffering tone. Sebastian's Cheshire Cat tail twitched and he smiled, but did not deign to answer.<br /> <br /> Ava hopped off the flaming unicorn's back and picked Al up off the ground. "It doesn't look like Hogwarts. Are you sure you're okay?"

06-12-2011 at 3:35 AM

Al tried to sit up, her eyes spinning.<br /> <br /> "I'm doing...okay...? Why are there three Avas?"<br /> <br /> Google roared and Al sat straight up. "I don't have the Dragonballs, I swear! Where are we? Hogwarts?"

06-10-2011 at 7:33 AM

"I'm a little afraid to wander through your house again after that," Ava shuddered. "Everybody hop on the flaming unicorn and let's take a field trip."<br /> <br /> "Lead on," Sebastian said placidly, scooping up Al and Google and grinning a Cheshire cat grin. Ava noted that he still had the ears and tail. She was also pretty sure she still had March Hare ears.<br /> <br /> She hopped onto the flaming unicorn, which giggled madly and leapt through the ceiling, leaving a fiery rainbow trail behind it. Tseng jumped on behind her at the last second and handed her a semi-automatic. "You might need that."<br /> <br /> "Uh... I'm pretty sure anything that I can take down with a gun is the least of my problems on an adventure with you people."<br /> <br /> The unicorn's hooves hit the ground with a jolt, and Ava looked around to see nothing but grey fog. "Uh... All the same, I think I'll hang onto this." She made sure the gun was loaded and the safety was on, and then she turned to Al and her demonic carrier. "All right over there?"

06-9-2011 at 5:01 AM

Al reached into the air and grabbed a flying Google, which barked in joy.<br /> <br /> "Even though this is my house, I'm paranoid about where I'm about to be brought to. I blame the Wonderland trip on you."

06-6-2011 at 6:33 AM

Sebastian loomed out of the darkness, red eyes gleaming. "I would be happy to escort you, Al," he purred.<br /> Ava shuddered visibly and grabbed Tseng's arm. "Get your gun and bring Google," she instructed him. "This is bound to get weird."

06-6-2011 at 4:44 AM

Al nodded furiously. "This time, you lead. Trouble seems to like you a lot better than me. All I seem to get are crazy stares and random tripping on air moments. Do lead please."<br /> <br /> Link grunted and crossed his arms. "way to leave me alone."<br /> <br /> Al turned around, searching for something, or rather, someone. "Who will be my escort? Pein is somewhere, Link is goonna stay here, Ogichi is now watching the others...."

06-5-2011 at 5:25 AM

Ava glared at the cigar, but chose not to say anything for fear Al would light it.<br /> "You want to know how it can get worse?" she snapped at Link. "Try him."<br /> "Or we could distract him," Tseng suggested.<br /> "You're the distraction expert, kitten calendar man," Ava snorted. Tseng glared at her, and she batted her eyelashes at him innocently.<br /> "I'd be happy to distract him," Grell purred.<br /> "When the h*** did you get he-- oh, never mind. Just go molest Sebastian." Ava turned to Al. "So, next round of adventures?"

06-5-2011 at 5:15 AM

Link shuddered. "I don't like the idea of forced sex, thank you. And I don't see how it will get worse, nor do I want to know."<br /> <br /> <br /> Al pretended to smoke a cigar. "Oh, its possible, VERRRYYY possible."

06-5-2011 at 5:11 AM

"It's usually best to just bear up and give Sebastian what he wants," Ava said. "If he has to work for it, it peaks his interest and... well... he gets worse. Yes, that's possible."