05-13-2011 at 3:12 AM

Al was laughing to hard to really comprehend what was going on. Wait, when did we ever understand what Google was doing? But besides that, Link walked up behind Al with Allen on his back. <br /> <br /> "I would have appreciated it if you guys decided t actually go find me. You have no idea what I had to see. imagine Loz.....in a dress...a SMALL, SLIM, D-R-E-S-S. Never will I be able to live that down. And seriously, what is wrong with Sebastian? Yuou have no idea what he was trying to do with me. Especially becuase he was able to vanish and hide from me."

05-12-2011 at 9:55 PM

"QUICK!! CONFUSE IT!!" Tseng yelled.<br /> Ava thought quickly. "I though rule 36 was 'there is more effed-up crap than what you just saw'?"<br /> "DO NOT QUESTION GOOGLE!" Google roared, and went for Ava's jugular. Tseng pulled a gun, shot at Google, and then shrugged and threw the gun. Google absorbed the projectiles without pausing.<br /> "Distract it! Distract it!" Ava shrieked.<br /> "Kitten calendars!" Tseng yelled.<br /> Google immediately turned into a small fluffy creature, which yawned cutely, mewed and then curled up at Ava's feet and fell asleep.<br /> Ava sat perfectly still, her face ashen and her eyes unblinking. "See?" she squeaked. "Be very, very careful what you say and do around Google. There's stuff even we can't handle."<br /> "Yeah, like two girls, one--"<br /> Ava shot whichever idiot said that in the face, and then hissed at the corpse, "NEVER mention that!! Especially around Google!"

05-11-2011 at 11:54 PM

Al smirked before the camera zoomed into her face. "rule 36...Google it."<br /> <br /> and with that, Google roared and turned into basically the biggest monster thing that could ever exist. "IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS A FETISH OF IT!"<br /> <br /> And with that, Gooogle tried to consume Pein while he was laying on the floor passed out. <br /> <br /> *Note back: nice XD*

05-11-2011 at 10:42 PM

Google opened an astonishingly toothy maw and swallowed the cup whole. Evil laughter echoed through the room, and suddenly Google transformed into a giant, horned 34. "IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS P*RN OF IT!!!!" Google thundered. "THERE IS EVEN P*RN OF THE GAME!"<br /> Ava laughed maniacally while Google roared loudly enough to shake the walls. "Hey Google, what's Rule 36?"<br /> Google turned into a giant 36 and roared in her face.<br /> "I think we should run before it eats us," Tseng suggested.<br /> <br /> *NOTE* I'm starting to have fun finding out what Ala censors. Pron="whoa there" in Ala-censor-speak.

05-9-2011 at 3:35 AM

Al shuddered..."Rule...34...it always corrupted my mind about EVERYTHING. Even *zoom in* sesame street."<br /> <br /> Pein threw a cup at Google. "And this monster also decided to bring up Rule 36!"

05-9-2011 at 3:28 AM

Ava scratched Google's tail, and it purred and began playing classical guitar music. "I'm not sure, but if you don't word things carefully, it can kill you in horrible ways."<br /> "Once, I opened the coffin and Rule 34 came out... with Care Bears." Tseng shuddered. "CARE BEARS!"<br /> Ava patted his arm consolingly. Google laughed evilly.

05-9-2011 at 3:19 AM

Al shrieked. "You mean...like..Rick Astley? And no, its just...dark..and you start hearing voices..and then a hand comes, and next thing you know, you're in your bed." Pein nodded in agreement.<br /> <br /> Just then, there was music playing behind them. It got noticably closer, and it turned out to be Google, playing "Never gonna give you up." Al screamed and through a pillow at it, making it stop. It meowed and curled up next to Ava's foot.<br /> <br /> "Seriously! WHat is that thing?!"

05-9-2011 at 3:14 AM

"Ooh, really? Is there like, another dimension in there?" Ava asked excitedly. "I love coffins, especially in mind-worlds. You never know WHAT they're gonna do."<br /> "Ava has one in one of the sub-levels of her condo," Tseng added. "Every time you open it, an internet meme comes out."

05-9-2011 at 3:01 AM

Al smirked. "Tis not decaf. And as for those two, I don't know what to say to defend their macho-ness. Link is dominated by a 16 year old in their relationship, and Pein, well, Pein is Pein. But Undertaker, wow, I'm almost afraid to go near him now. Can't tell you how many times he's asked me if I wanted to go into his coffin. Pein did once, and umm..well.."<br /> <br /> Pein, began rocking back and forth again. "Dark...it was darkk."

05-9-2011 at 2:54 AM

"Desperate times call for flaming unicorns," Ava shrugged. "Is the grass decaf? If it's not, he's up all night setting my tapestries on fire."<br /> Tseng groaned. "Why did you buy that thing? I told you not to."<br /> "That's why I bought it, duh." Ava nibbled on a scone and then grinned at Al. "I had fun, but I don't think Link or Pein did. You keep some real wusses in your house, Al."

05-9-2011 at 2:49 AM

Pein, meanwhile, was rocking back and forth in his seat. "Unicorns..unicorns..unicorns..."<br /> <br /> Al walked in and knocked Pein out of the seat. She took his tea, that he was holding and took a sip. "So, did you have fun Ava? I noticed that you brought out the flaming unicorn. It's currently outside eating the grass and farting out rainbows.

05-9-2011 at 2:46 AM

"Who needs Alice when I have a flaming unicorn and an M16?" Ava questioned with a crazy glint in her eyes. She leapt onto the back of a gigantic unicorn with fiery hooves, fired her gun in the air, and sported a Rambo-like headband. "I'M THE MARCH HARE, B*****!!!!!!" she screamed, and she grabbed Pein and the unicorn blasted its way out of Wonderland like... well, like a flaming unicorn out of Wonderland.<br /> <br /> Two minutes later, Tseng walked into Al's sitting-room to find Ava seated on the sofa, quietly sipping tea. "Oh, there you are. I just spotted Sebastian in the hallway, chasing some blond man in a blue dress, and I thought you might have something to do with it."<br /> "Me?" Ava blinked innocently. "Why would you suspect ME?"

05-9-2011 at 2:32 AM

Pein looked as if he was about to crap himself. "Why...Gir? Ava. I suddenly want to get out of here NOW. That means, ignoring the gelatto and running as fast as I can."<br /> <br /> "Oh, but what kind of fun would that be? As long as you can't find Alice, you'll be trapped here forever~." A smile appeared on the wall and a hand. It reached for Ava and laughed. In a demonic voice, it whispered, "Where's Alice...?"

05-8-2011 at 9:05 AM

"But aren't we having gelato with our tea? Hm? I'D like to have gelato with our tea. C'mon, let's go find some." Ava took off running. "Oh, DOOOOOORMOUSE! WHERE IS OUR GELATO???"<br /> "IS-A RIGHT HERE!" A new voice screeched. A tiny robot with mouse ears and a tail popped up out of nowhere, flung gelato in their faces and ran away, giggling maniacally.<br /> Ava stared. "That's... not... one of my residents," she said. "That's GIR. Pein... I am frightened."

05-8-2011 at 4:23 AM

Pein scratched the back of his head and sighed. "I wonder who that could be. Probably one of your residents, ain't it? Probably Vincent, I know how he loves his wine. Yea, definitely him." He trotted down the hall with Ava next to him.<br /> "This wasn't exactly how I wanted to spend my day, you know. Prefer to have my gelatto now."

05-7-2011 at 7:51 PM

"Now, we sit and quietly have tea, while Link stumbles around Wonderland going through whatever weird trials Undertaker had in mind," Ava smirked. "See what I did there?"<br /> "Very devious," Sebastian complemented. "Unless this Wonderland decides to send US on an adventure as well, of course." He roostered his head to the side and gave a feline grin. "If you'll excuse me, I believe it's time for me to go and torment Alice."<br /> "Give her an extra mind-f*** for me!" Ava sang out, and threw a teacup at him as he vanished. Then she turned to Pein. "Hey Mr. Hatter, let's go find the dormouse!"

05-6-2011 at 11:46 PM

Link huffed and crossed his arms as if a small child would to. <br /> <br /> Pein lifted the teacup that was on the floor and he spun it around his finger. "It's nice that we ge to play dressup, but seriously, what's the purpose of being here? ISn't Alice supposed to find us? I mean, she's right-"<br /> <br /> And with that, a trap door opened underneath Link. He waved his arms as if he learned how to fly, and fell down into the endless darkness below. The door shut, leaving no signs of a way to open it back up. Pein turned and looked at Ava.<br /> <br /> "now what?"

05-6-2011 at 8:02 AM

"Oh, but HONEY!" Ava cooed. "You have so much pretty blond hair, and you're SO fussy with it! You make a FABulous girl!"<br /> "I must say, blue really is your color," Sebastian added, grinning and swishing his tail. He gave a sinister laugh and vanished into thin air, leaving Ava giggling madly.<br /> "Oh boy, what's he up to?" she wondered with sadistic anticipation.

05-6-2011 at 3:56 AM

Pein ducked and smiled, which was the first sign of the apocalypse. "Why, thank you!"<br /> <br /> Link was nearby, searching for a pair of pants. "I can't believe that that jerk Undertaker had to switch our clothes too. Now I look like a transvestite. Hmmm...I would prefer to be something a bit more macsuline, you know?"<br /> <br />

05-5-2011 at 5:38 AM

"They both have feathers," Ava answered automatically. "You look stunning in that suit, by the way. It clashes marvelously with your hair!"<br /> With that, she picked up a nearby teacup and flung it at Pein's head.