05-5-2011 at 4:30 AM

With a sudden poof, Ava was adorned in the March Hare's outfit, Sebastian, in the Cheshire cat, and Link..well lets just say that he felt a tad bit uncomfortable with his outfit.<br /> <br /> Pein stood, flabbergasted. "Uh...I'll be...mad hatter!" And there was another pop and he was dressed in a green suit with a top hat. "Nice. Now, just to get into character, Ava, how is a writing desk like a raven?"

05-4-2011 at 5:16 AM

"I'm perfectly fine with Wonderland as long as I don't have to talk to that ****ing rabbit" Ava announced. "...Or be Alice. I hate Alice. Link, you be Alice."<br /> "May I be the Cheshire Cat?" Sebastian inquired.<br /> "Only if I get to be the March Hare," Ava said.

05-4-2011 at 4:30 AM

Link grabbed his hair to keep it from whipping his face. "Cliche maybe for you, but for me....I don't even want to imagine what he threw us into." <br /> <br /> Pein tried not to yell when Noctis's face popped up next to his, then vanished in the next second. "I don't even want to know who, or what that was. I'd like to get out now, thanks!"

05-4-2011 at 4:04 AM

"WHEEEEEEEE!" Ava yelled.<br /> Sebastian sighed loudly and grumbled, "Wonderland again? How cliche."

05-4-2011 at 3:54 AM

"True, true." Link stated while grabbing Pein's shirt and dragging him along. <br /> <br /> they ventured down what seemed to be a rather normal plain staircase. That was, until the stairs suddenly turned into a ramp and they all went sliding down. The walls started getting brighter as they passed and a single white rabbit ran passed them with a recognizable face of Noctis.

05-4-2011 at 3:48 AM

"It's Undertaker. If we all died horrible deaths, he would think it was funny," Ava snorted. "Now come on, before I decide I liked you better tied up and gagged."

05-4-2011 at 3:40 AM

Link, color back in his face, hesitated to follow Ava. "Well, I guess that since its Undertaker we are taking advice from, it can't be that bad."<br /> <br /> Pein, on the other hand, was terrified. "I don't think I can ever sleep again. Nor can I look at a crow again. Sheesh, a man knows how to scare the sh** out of someone really good. don't he?"

05-4-2011 at 3:28 AM

"Dude, I'm already nuts," Ava snorted, and beckoning to Sebastian, she set off up the stairs. Sebastian released Link and Pein from their bonds and followed Ava, looking bored.<br /> "You can't seriously be going along with this, can you?" he sighed. "We'll be late for dinner."<br /> "Screw dinner; there's never any real food in my condo anyhow."

05-4-2011 at 3:21 AM

Undertaker chuckled to himself and pulled a biscuit out of his sleeve. "This place can very much be a maze located in Wonderland. And the more you get lost, the more you forget yourself. So, if I were you, I'd try not to sneak around anymore. Next thing you know, you might be crazy, like me! Well, either crazy, or just mad. But you get the idea, right? Hehehehe, I talk too much, you should see for yourself. But do be careful, the stairs are slippery." And with that, Undertaker somehow vanished, and a staircase popped up next to Ava.<br /> <br /> <br /> ***oooooh interesting plot twist!**

05-4-2011 at 3:10 AM

"This talks too much to be a rat." Ava poked Link in the ribs. "Sebastian, what are you doing here? I thought you went upstairs to protect the furniture?"<br /> Sebastian sighed. "I did, but evidently this house has a built-in anachronism feature to confound intruders."

05-4-2011 at 2:45 AM

Al skipped along to where Ava's voice was coming form and saw Pein being pinned down by Sebastian. "Oh dear. I think I may have forgotten something. By the way, the sex shop is unlocked. And Link, Allen is fine, he's currently..ummm yea, prefer not to say WHAT he is doing, but let me tell you this much. You're on his mind." And with that, Al vanished.<br /> <br /> "ooohh. what do we have here?" A creepy voice emitted from the cieling. Undertaker had managed somehow to sit upright on the cieling, with a cup of tea in his hand. "I do believe I see a few trapped rats, am I right Ava?"

05-4-2011 at 12:54 AM

"No, Link. Most of MY residents are capable of defending themselves against me." Ava casually pulled a gag from her pocket, gagged the annoying blond and then sat down next to Pein. "So... you really can't take on Sebastian? Or are you secretly into this stuff?"<br /> Before the bound man on the floor could answer, Ava heard her name faintly. "We're down heee-eeere!" she sang.

05-3-2011 at 10:47 PM

Link, now feeling the blood rush to his head, started struggling to remove the chains. "Don't do anything to Allen! He's still young! And-eh..this is super uncomfortable. Do you do this to most of your residents? Because if so, then remind me to never visit. Ugh, I really am getting lightheaded."<br /> <br /> Upstairs, a faint voice was heard from down the hall. "ava?! Where are you?!"

05-3-2011 at 3:29 AM

"I'm sure the furniture in this house can take care of itself," Ava shrugged, and found a winch in the ceiling which she used to hoist Link and his chains up to hang upside-down in the middle of the hallway. "You've driven me to this, you know. Feeding me sugar and then refusing to entertain me."<br /> Sebastian sighed. "Please, try not to make a mess, Aviana. This isn't our house, you know."<br /> "I'll keep it clean. Be a doll and truss up Pein for me, will you?"<br /> "Of course."<br /> There was a 'swoosh' sound, a startled yelp, and then a thud as Pein landed at Ava's feet, then Sebastian spoke from the top of the stairs. "Fear not, Mr. Link. I shall see to the furniture." Then the demon butler was gone.

05-3-2011 at 3:20 AM

Link, amidst the darkness, nodded. "I've dealt with my fair share of chains, the uses of them varied, but I don't think it matters if I dwadle on this topic any further. Take the ginger if you want, all it seems like he's good for is creating a mess and making me work more. And from what I know, he enjoys chains throroughly. Now, will you let me go? Allen might eat the furniture."

05-2-2011 at 5:42 AM

"You could just ask nicely, you know. " Sebastian emerged from the darkness and leaned over Link, smiling benignly. "I'll be happy to help you, if you promise to behave better in the future."<br /> Ava had other concerns. "Wait, so you're okay with chains if you're NOT in the dark with strange women? We may get along after all."<br /> She stood up from the floor, rubbing her hip, and grinned at Sebastian. "So, Sebastian, should we take pity on this guy and torture Pein instead?"

05-2-2011 at 5:32 AM

Pein almost choked on his food and slowly approached the dark entanceway. "Sebas...tian?" <br /> <br /> "Will you let me go? I really don't like being held in chains while in the dark with a woman I don't know. and on top of that, why do I sense a male figure smiling creepily in my direction? Pein, get me out! If you can't, then at least get Allen for me!"<br /> <br /> Pein looked up at the cieling and thought for a moment. Then suddenly, counting the cieling tiles seemed more interesting. Pein literally stood in the hallway, staring at the cieling, ignoring Link's cries for help.

05-2-2011 at 5:26 AM

Pein had no sooner spoken, when a chain flew out of nowhere, wrapped around Link's ankles and dragged him down the stairs while the hallway echoed with Ava's evil laughter. "Don't mess with me, blondie! I have horror movie villains on my side! And if that doesn't scare you, I'll get L to EAT ALL THE PASTRIES!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!"<br /> Then there was a silence. "...Oh, hi, Sebastian. Uh... why are you lurking down here?"

05-2-2011 at 5:20 AM

Link leaned down the dark staircase. "Did you enjoy yourself? Because if you want, I can always create another wall and seal you behind it and Al will never find you. That will be entertaining, will it not?" <br /> <br /> Pein grumbled and began to walk away. "You don't want to be here when she gets up Link. She just might find a way to make your life as miserable as possible within a minute."

05-2-2011 at 5:13 AM

"Because you people are starting to bore the h*ll out of me, and when I get bored either somebody has to get naked or somebody has to get lost, maimed or abducted. That's just a fact of the Ava-verse."<br /> Ava took a step forward and immediately tumbled out of sight with a yelp. "...Stairs..." they heard her groan from somewhere in the darkness.