02-13-2011 at 5:47 AM

Al served herself some lasgna and looked over at L. "let me guess, you wanted to see exactly how many fangirls would put you and Light in a pairing, didn't you?" Pein chuckled lightly and put his clothes back on. "shut up you. Google comes in handy when ever I look at weird pairings with you." Pein paled a little bit more.<br /> <br /> Suddenly, a very worn out looking Zetsu walked out of the drawing room. His hair was ina tangled mess, his clothes looked like they were literally thrown on, and there were noticable marks running along his neck. <br /> <br /> "Well, I see the game is done." His white side stated. The black side grunted and shut its eye. "There are many things I want to unsee and forget about, and that room was one of them." He looked at Ava. "you and your crew are a bunch of sick minded people. I feel like throwing up alittle now, thank you."<br /> <br /> Al sat down next to Ava on the couch. "What other ideas do you have planned for the rest of the day?"

02-13-2011 at 5:32 AM

Reno and Ava walked back into the living room holding a large plate of lasagna and a bowl of gelato, respectively. They both settled down on the couch and started nomming, but Ava paused to take another look around the room. "Oh, well, actually they aren't this bad most of the time. They get a little crazy when the OCs are out, though."<br /> <br /> "Hidan won't return for some time unless he's needed," Tseng assured Pein. "The AU has just gotten vastly more entertaining for him."<br /> <br /> "L, what did you try to look up earlier on Google?" Ava remembered to ask. L turned a little green.<br /> <br /> "Some things shouldn't be discussed even here," he said.

02-13-2011 at 4:05 AM

Al looked at all of Ava's residents, then a her. "Is everyone always like this? Because I can easily tell why you keep them in chains when you aren't home. And Envy, if I were you, I'd leave, because Ava knows how to kill someone with a spork. And I mean it in a way that you will be brutally and slowly killed." <br /> <br /> Pein looked down at his feet, the sudden lack of clothes was making him feel like the odd one out. And Envy's mini skirt/sports bra combo didn't count either. "Do I have permission to change now, becuase in all honestly, if we move over to the non-BDSM rooms, this attire isn't deemed most appropriate. And I'm afraid that Hidan will try and 'assault' me again." Al looked at Pein with her 'are you kidding me?' eyes.<br /> <br /> Envy grabbed Google so that it was away from the oddly shaped/colored sheep and brought it into the kitchen. He put it into the cage and locked the door. With a slow turn of the head and his hair moving in the random wind again, he smiled. "I'm going to go to Al;s house then." He blew a raspberry and lef through the window, leaving Google in its cage.

02-12-2011 at 7:18 AM

"Whorehouses have more class," Tseng opined.<br /> Ava blinked confusedly and then sat down and stared up at everyone. "I'm confused. All I did was hang onto Pein to keep my tipsy @$$ from falling over." She stared at Envy. "I'm serious as a heart attack here, dude-or-chick, I don't like you in my house. If we move to Al's house, I don't get a say, but by god in here, I am law and I can have you killed."<br /> "Ooh, so forceful," Tseng murmured with a mocking look at Ava, who threw someone's shoe at him. "I knew you were faking the terror," he complained.<br /> "Ya know, there is way too much cake in here and not enough lasagna," Reno yelled from the kitchen. Google ran through, chased by a small herd of acid green sheep. Ava groaned and went to find some "real food."<br /> "Actually, there are some very nice rooms on the east side of the house that aren't BDSM-themed," Itachi informed everyone. "The danger of having a party in this particular condo is, of course, that it's in Smutland... but you all had the option of moving it somewhere less racy."<br /> "Shut up and go back to your AU," Ava's muffled voice yelled from the kitchen.<br /> "I was only trying to help," Itachi shrugged, and he stood fluidly and moved toward the door, grabbing Hidan and dragging him along.<br /> "He's actually right," Sebastian spoke up. "This particular set of rooms is meant for a particular purpose. The Id rules here. If you want civilized, rational and socially acceptable behavior, you're going to have to move over to the Super-Ego wing."<br /> There was a loud sob from the kitchen. "He's quoting Freud, oh dear god he's quoting Freud," Ava wailed.

02-12-2011 at 7:02 AM

Al was in all ways grateful for the distraction. She was trying not to figure out what Hidan was trying to attempt to do. Pein was glaring at Hidan, with anger and a tinge of seduction. But of course the situation was even more akward. Here you have him standing, just about half naked, and he was groped by no one else but of course, Hidan. He just shook it off and watched as L fell.<br /> <br /> Al looked at Ava. "you were dying to do something like that weren't you? I was able to see it in your eyes. Or is that the booze? I can't tell..."<br /> <br /> "Definitely the booze, or its inner Ava threatening to pop out and start hooking up with half the guys here. You'll never know," a tired sonding Envy spoke from one of the couches. Al looked at the green haired humonculous and chuckled. <br /> <br /> "I have a feeling I don't want to see that part of Ava. That might be a side of her that is supposed to be kept on a very tight leash and not let loose around a whole house of guys. That is, of course, the scenario everyday, is it not?" Envy just shrugged and swung one leg over the other. "I'm not always here, I have better things to do and whenever I come back, someone is always in another room that OBVIOUSLY doesn't belong to them. I feel like I'm living in a whore house or something, y'know?"

02-12-2011 at 6:57 AM

"Why?" Ava was genuinely confused as she bent over next to Pein and stuck her right hand on a red dot. The booze was starting to get to her, and she steadied herself by placing her other hand on his bare shoulder, digging her nails in a bit as the room shifted around her. "You couldn't possibly be that uptight."<br /> The moans from the 'drawing room' were getting louder, and Reno poked his head out of the kitchen and yelled, "use the gag and restraints on him, Zetsu! It's the only way you'll make it out in one piece!"<br /> "Who says he wants to?" Hidan said, wiggling his eyebrows. Ava jumped and Sebastian grabbed her shoulder to stop her from falling.<br /> "Wow, you've been here the whole time!" she realized.<br /> "Mmhmmmmm," Hidan purred, and walked over to casually grope both her and Pein. "Just chilling in that corner, enjoying the view. Getting bored, though. Anyone wanna go join them in the drawing room?" He turned to look at Al and did something unsettling with his tongue, which Ava pretended not to see. Tseng called out left foot green and Ava resolutely twisted and knocked L over on purpose with her elbow to distract everyone.

02-12-2011 at 6:45 AM

Pein tried to keep his face from turning a different shade of color. Instead, he just pulled on his earrings to keep him in pain and keep him from hearing anything. Al looked up at him. "masochist much?" Pein then looked back at them and tried to hide his discomfort. Lets not forget he was only in his boxers right now.<br /> <br /> "Can we please get back to the game? I'dd like to get this done and over with as fast as possible. And hopefully before those two manage to come back and play again. I don't even want to be next to them anymore after this."<br /> <br /> "Right hand red!" was called out and they all hesitated for a moment before they went over to the board.

02-12-2011 at 6:37 AM

Grell flashed everyone a grin and yanked Zetsu's pants the rest of the way off. "You ladies have fun with your Twister game. I think Mr. Monochrome and I will retire to the--" here he gave a throaty chuckle and glanced back at Zetsu through hooded eyes, his tongue darting out to touch his lips lasciviously-- "drawing room."<br /> <br /> L blinked and turned to Ava. "Forty dollars and a slice of strawberry cake says Zetsu screams when he sees the drawing room."<br /> "Only an idiot would take that bet," Ava replied as Grell dragged Zetsu out of the room. A split-second later, there was a piercing scream, running footsteps, a thud, a louder thud, and then....<br /> "Oh god, they're both vocal, aren't they?" Itachi said. He hid his face behind the collar of his cloak, but everyone saw him blush.

02-12-2011 at 6:21 AM

Al just watched as everyone tried to reassemble themselves so that they were able to play again. What she found amusing was that Zetsu, while he was acting like he didn't like what was going on, was VERY much into what was hopefully going to happen. He just liked to make people think that he wasn't interested in sleeping with other men. But she knew that all the times he was with Madara, he secrety enjoyed them.<br /> <br /> Pein looked down at Al and helped her to stand up. He looked at Ava. "so everyone has to start over basically except for L. Bad thing for him is that he doesn't get a break until he falls down. So if he gets a leg cramp, its all his fault for having such good balance. darn him."<br /> <br /> Al laughed and looked at Envy out of the corner of her eye. He was playing with Google and Google was purring.... Al tried to forget about thinking about what the hell Google was, but they would have to find out later after the derranged game of strip twister was over.

02-12-2011 at 6:14 AM

Ava was pretty sure she had a broken rib. "Someone take off my left sock," she groaned without moving. L expressed an interest in staying as far from her socks as possible.<br /> "Oh come on," Reno groused, revealing that he'd been hiding in an alcove nearby the whole time. "It's not like anything in here stinks. The whole place is a mental construct." He bent down and pulled off Ava's sock, then requisitioned the whisky and slouched off toward the kitchen, mumbling something about reheating the lasagna.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, Grell kicked off his boots and then fixed Zetsu with a sultry look before sliding down his body and taking the zipper of his jeans in his teeth, pulling it down slowly.<br /> <br /> "NOW we're having fun," Ava chuckled as she watched Zetsu trying not to squirm.

02-12-2011 at 6:06 AM

Zetsu's one half went red as he looked up at the grinning red head. "Oh, crap." <br /> <br /> Al picked up her head among the tangle of bodies. "This was supposed to be twister, not football, y'know!" She grabbed the bottle after everyone else was done and hesitantly drank some. She then passed some along to Grell and Zetsu and tried to get rid of the odd taste. She then removed her shirt and watched as Pein undid his buttons and took off his jeans. Of course, everyone else was undressing, but Pein was her focus.

02-12-2011 at 6:02 AM

Ava's eyes went wide. "ENVY! I told you to NEVER come back here!" she shrieked, and promptly fell over, knocking Pein's legs out from under him in the process and bowling him into L, who twisted out of the way and managed not to fall but knocked Al and Sebastian over like bowling pins in the process. Grell squealed and ran for the whisky bottle, but Ava reached out from the pile of bodies she'd landed under and grabbed his ankle, tripping him, and he flew into Zetsu. The two of them rolled halfway across the room and landed in a heap, with Grell straddling Zetsu. Grell looked down into the bicolored face below his and grinned toothily.<br /> "Well, hello big boy," he giggled.<br /> Google screamed with joy and documented this new and effed-up pairing, then ran over to Envy and growled.

02-12-2011 at 5:47 AM

Al turned her head and glared at L. "If you want it to be logical, then why are we being followed by Google?"<br /> <br /> Zetsu snickered as he watched the scene in front of him with Ava and Sebby. "having fun?" His white side asked in its usually feminine tone. The black side growled and they moved as Tseng called off another color. <br /> <br /> At this point, Pein was spread across Ava, and Al over Sebastian. 'It seemed like things are just abut to get VERY interesting,' a looming Envy said in the darkness of the kitchen.

02-12-2011 at 4:27 AM

"Why Zetsu?" L wondered aloud. "Grell fell."<br /> "Logic has no place here, L," Ava snorted. While Al wasn't looking, she took her right foot off its spot and kicked Sebastian in the face. Grell bit her on the butt for it and she yelped while Tseng snickered. L looked mournful.<br /> "But I'm a detective," he said. "I'm here to point out logical discrepancies."<br /> Itachi laughed quietly from his place on the sofa. "But L," he pointed out, "you said yourself that you only stay for the cake."

02-10-2011 at 10:55 PM

Al noticed the situation with Ava and laughed mentally. After moving their hand again to a new color, Zetsu managed to keep himself steady. He was stiff as a log, and it seemed like niether side felt like losign any of their clothes this round. Al looke at Ava again. "are you having fun? Because I know I am and it just began. Oh, wait a second, Pein, you were supposed to take a drink, remember? You too Zetsu." A gloomy looking Google walked in, a large leather collar around its neck, and put the bottle of booze to Pein's lips so he could drink some. Then it did the same to Zetsu. Google then whined and walked away. <br /> <br /> Pein looked at Hidan. "you're next."

02-10-2011 at 6:21 AM

"Ava... don't both of them usually wear more layers than this?" Itachi asked from the sofa.<br /> "Shh," Ava warned. "Yes they do, but this is finally starting to get interesting." She wobbled a bit, having had to twist and duck under L's arm to get to a green spot. His balance seemed pretty good, but Sebastian had taken to tickling the backs of her knees and she was starting to think she wasn't going to get through this with her dignity intact.

02-10-2011 at 6:08 AM

Al looked at Tseng, and after he mumbled "left hand green," she saw that Pein was having problems. Grell has slid under Pein, which caused the ginger to lose his balance and fall on top of Grell. Al laughed and pointed at them with her other foot.<br /> <br /> "haha! shirts off!" And much to their dismay, Pein and Grell slid out of their shirts. Al then shut her mouth as Pein's perfect, well toned muscles were clearly visible. They both stood on the side and waited for the next command.

02-10-2011 at 6:05 AM

Ava was having balance problems too, but that was because Sebastian had found a position from which he could subtly poke her in the ribs every couple of seconds and watch her try not to laugh and fall over.<br /> She also noticed Zetsu's issue, but wasn't quite concerned. As long as Google was safely locked in the kitchen, L wasn't throwing a btch-fit over cake shortages and Tseng wasn't strangling her, all was right in the world.

02-10-2011 at 5:50 AM

Al and Pein managed to stay up after they moved both of their hand and foot. However, Zetsu was having problems balancing because both sides were having difficulty moving at the same time. Al smiled at Zetsu. "Having fun?"<br /> <br /> Zetsu shook his head no and almost fell down in the process. That's when Al realized, 'wait, if he shakes his head no, do both sides have to agree?'

02-10-2011 at 5:33 AM

"Fantastic. Tseng, man the spinner... uh, if you want to." Ava stuck her hand on the closest yellow spot, having to smack Grell to get him to move out of the way.<br /> <br /> "Ow!" He rubbed his hand and scowled at her. "I AM a reaper, you know. You ought to show some respect."<br /> <br /> "Bite me," Ava shrugged. Grell grinned, showing sharp teeth.<br /> <br /> "Only if you promise to bite me back," he crooned.<br /> <br /> "Maybe later," Ava snorted as Tseng spun and announced 'right foot red.'