A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"<br /> "No."<br /> A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.<br /> "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.<br /> "That's not my dog."<br /> (took that one from a site, I'm bad at making jokes up on my own.)

Why did the sheep cross the road?<br /> The Border Collie herd his secret!<br /> Or....<br /> Why did the sheep cross the road?<br /> He was tired of not being herd!<br /> (Sorry, I know they aren't all that funny.)

What is the longest word?<br /> <br /> Smile!<br /> <br /> It is a mile long!

"What kind of puppy do you want for Christmas sweetheart..?"<br /> <br /> "A Gold Retriver"

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~Shirley Temple<br /> <br /> I hope I win!

My mom says that in Germany (or somewhere like that), they hide a pickle ornament on their tree and whoever finds it on Christmas morning gets a treat.

Christmas is the Grinch's least favorite day.

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Christmas is when i think of family more, near and far.

Where the Red Fern Grows

Christmas is always about Santa, but what about Jesus? He is the one who gave us Christmas!

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Ello there =3

Congrats and that is a knee slapper joke