What do you get when you cross a Pointer and a Setter?<br /> <br /> A; a PointSetter!

If Rudolph lost his tail, where would be get a new one?<br /> <br /> A; The Re-Tail Store! <br /> <br /> (So Punny it's not Funny! :D)

Hark how the bells sweet silver bells all seem to say throw cares away, christmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old meek and the bold, ding dong ding dong that is there song with joyful ring all caroling, one seems to hear words of good cheer from hair and dale telling their tell oh how they pound raising the sound gaily they ring while people sing songs of good cheer christmas is here! Merry merry merry merry christmas! Merry merry merry merry christmas! On on they send on without end there joyful tone to every home! Hark how the bells sweet silver bells all seem to say throw cares away, christmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old meek and the bold, ding dong ding dong that is there song with joyful ring all caroling, one seems to hear words of good cheer from everywhere filling the air oh how they pound raising the sound gaily they ring while people sing songs of good cheer christmas is here! Merry merry merry merry christmas! Merry merry merry merry christmas! On on they send on without end their joyful tone to every home. DING! DONG! DING! Dongggg.... (bummmm) (I tried...)

Falalalalalalalala!!!

Interesting

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?<br /> <br /> Ribbon hood!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?<br /> <br /> Elephanta Claus! <br />

I tried to buy bone last night since I had a double bone special but Paypal is stil not accepting the same card I use on other sites. :( And I so wanted to be able to bid on some of those rares.