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*hug my pickle! 'cause my pickle is full of love*

This is my doggy, Pollyanna! She is so smart. That is her in a graduation hat she got after puppy training. Congrats to you, polly!



_*when i met me (part I)*_
me#1: uh..? hi person who looks like me.
me#2: hi! *dramatically waves hand*
me#1: *walks around me#2 examining her* looking good today.
me#2: thanks! you too!
me1: soooo..... what are you doing?
me2: *stares off into space*
me1: *snaps finger*
me2: *drools*
me1: eerrrrg! *slaps hands in face*
me2: hu? sorry! *smiles*
me1: i asked you a question!
me2: hu? when?
me1: obviously while you we busy slobbering!!!
me2: well! that was _not_ very nice of you, silly.
me1: you know what?!?! im out of here!!! *stomps off*
me2: *picks noes and follows*
me1: *turns around* go.. away..
me2: but im you.... well, you in the future. don't you want me around?

*_(part II "the truth)_*
me1: whoa whoa slow down! what?!
me2: mhm! *looks at finger and wipes it on her shirt*
me1: *slaps face* _just kill me now.._
me2: well that obviously wouldn't happen 'cause i still alive! *smiles*
me1: isn't that called a paradox or something?
me2: para what?
me1: *shakes head waving hand* never mind
me2: *stares and scratched her arm*
me1: wait!! how'd you get here anyways??
me2: *shrugs* i guess its that para.. something you said before! *smiles*
me1: ok i got a great idea..
me2: *interrupts* oh! oh! what?!
me1: im get..ting to that... so i go this way and you go that way and see how long it takes to go around the world and see each other again!
me2: great idea!!! *runs off*
me1: haha sucker.. *walks home*

_*(part III. "a few weeks later")*_
me2: *bangs me#1's door open* hahaha i made it!!
me1: *looks up from reading and slaps face* oh no you have GOT to be kidding me!!
me2: hahahaha! *jumps on couch*
me1: what are _you_ doing?!
me2: having a lttle bit of fun you stick in the mud
me1: excuse me!! *slaps her off the couch with the book*
me2: OW! *gets up* hmph..... hahahahaha!!!
me1: that wasn't a joke!!
me#3: *walks in the house*
me1: *drops book and stares*
me2: *screams and hides behind chair then comes out from behind and pokes me#3* whoa
me#3: *she is a hot model looking girl that looks beautiful but at the same time looks like them only improved* hello *talks in a wonderful voice* im you... both of you.. from the past...

_*(part IV ummm.. its going way out there)*_
me1: WHAT THE HECK MAN!!
me2: yeyyyy
me3: *stands there acting and looking gorgeous*
me1: *slaps face* c'mon. i got dumb me and hot me! what next!?.. you know what never mind.
me3: i can explain. i came here then i will go back to the past a few seconds minutes and wipe your brains of ever knowing the me you existed.
me1: i don't believe that one bit.
me2: *picks noes the raises finger* i do! *goes back to picking noes*
me1: ok then smarty pants. will this "situation" ever pass?
me3: define _pass_
me1: im going to bed now. when i wake up. you two! *points to them then points to door* will be gone!
_*to be continued...*_

if you like my little skit then please give a hug for it

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life is a gold mine. you are the miner. if you work hard in the right direction you may find treasures only a few chips away but if you wonder around mindlessly, go in the wrong direction, or simply just not try, you will find yourself just in a pit of nothingness.
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poem made on spot.. “ode to chips”
chip crumbs chip crumbs. you fly out of my mouth. over the key board and over the mouse. as i type this wonderful poem. i know you know how i looks slow-m.

another poem on spot.. “pickles i see”
pickles pickles. every where you see. they grow on vines, not on trees. you make think im crazy as i say this so. but i love pickles more that you know.

‘nother.. “i swear to homework”
pen in hand. paper on desk. what am i doing? thats right! you guessed. homework is here. home work is there. and i swear. i’ll pull out my hair.

uh, yea..: “ze 8 ball”
oh magic 8 ball you sit in front of me as i wonder what will become of thee. you seem to know all and all you know. with you black and white shining so. you tell my future and/or my past. and you do not shatter for your not made of glass.