Funny Stuff

I wanted to make a post for funny things, whether it be jokes you know or funny pictures you have.

Just some stuff I say: when ever my mom says I crack her up. I say "So that explains the wrinkles."

Whenever my mom says "Are you sure?" I'd say "yes." mom would then ask "Are you positive?" and I'd say "No" or "Not really."

One time I was at this pizza place and when I finally got my pizza, I took a big bite off...yeah umm the pizza was HOT and I freaked out stupidly. *sigh* I was hungry and didn't think that it was freshly made pizza.

Whenever I try to explain something to people and they don't get it after the millionth time of explaining I yell "I don't know any more!" (Which is why I can never be a newbie helper ^^')

You should post something funny too...something funnier then what I posted :]
I was gonna post a picture of my cat being funny in a blue bin but tinypic is being weird for me :(

I own a used book store, took over ownership on August 1st. Now, this isn't as funny to me, because I have to deal with it on a regular basis, but if you don't work in retail, you'll likely find this amusing. Customer: * *reads the signs which say all books are $1 to celebrate new ownership* * So......which books are a dollar? Me: All of them, ma'am. Customer: You should put that on a sign, instead of these signs! Me: ........I'll take that into consideration, ma'am, thank you. It's funny in a sort of ironic way that so many people come in to a book store to buy reading material, and then they don't read what's right in front of them. XD

Funny Stuff

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