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Suicide Squad 1x1 w/ Hoomble

1/04/2017: 11am: Arkham Asylum

An armed guard- Joey- stands outside a cell that clearly reads

Subject #361: The Joker

Intense laughing is heard on the other side of the door and Joey turns round and opens the door and shouts "Quiet in there!! Scumbag-" he was silenced by a hand grabbing his throat "hello precious" the Joker growled as he slams Joeys head off a wall, knocking him out. "Night Night" the joker snarls, locking the door behind him. He takes his White jacket off, revealing his many tattoos. The word 'Damaged' across his forehead and a grill covering his front teeth.
He begins to advance to the outside world, taking out all security guards and overriding the many security systems blocking him from the outside world. He emerges from the shadows, opening the cast iron doors of the asylum.
He stretches and breathes in the outside world
"Oh. It's good to be back" he says.
"What to do first?" He thinks to himself.
"Harley..." He growled. And he steals a police car and drives towards the prison.

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Joker laughs and he turns to Harley fake-pouting<br /> "You mean you'd only care about the car?" He sniggered.<br /> <br /> "Hold onto your gold, hun, we are about to go on a ride of a lifetime."<br /> He makes a hard left, crashing into a glass window. He laughs, smashing pane after pane on thick glass.<br /> "Let me know if you want anything" he laughs, crashing through the shops.
Harley smiled, grabbing his shoulder. "Don't go bashing out your brains, you'll make the car filthy. Besides, you're the one driving."
Joker hits his head off the car window in frustration.<br /> "Stupid cops. Ruining all our fun" he growled, but he lays his eyes on Harley, gaze softening<br /> "But, yes, I think that's a good idea" he grins and the light shines off the metal grill on his teeth.<br /> Joker steps on the pedal, the car screeching before taking off.<br /> "You wanna crash into the window?" He laughs.
"Feel like breaking into a couple shops? Family run ones are always better, harder for them to make up for the damages."She sighed, leaning back in the chair. "Besides, we probably shouldn't try anything big, yet. It wouldn't surprise me if those stupid guards and cops already tried to come after us."
Joker laughs and turns to Harley <br /> "You make a valid point, sweetie."<br /> "What do you want to do? It can be My... Treat." He said, with a mischievous glint in his eye.
"Look, you're free now, this boring old city is just dying to have you back. Might as well have some fun while you're free, don't you think?"
"I've missed you too" he said, placing an arm round her neck.<br /> <br /> "Oh, not long sweetness." He growled<br /> "Soon he'll be back, I'll be behind bars, having the sh*t kicked out of me by guards, then getting tased for using self defence"<br /> "I mean... I don't mean to upset them, hurt them, not do as I'm told.. It just happens" he growled darkly.
((I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED SPOILERS NO))<br /> "Missed you J, It's been too long." Harley muttered. "Now that we're back on the streets , how long you say it'll be till we see batsy again?"
The Joker looked at her expression and chuckled "What's up, babe, to much blood for ya?". He looked down at the flowing blood on his bare arm and rolled his eyes, before turning back to driving, just in time to dodge a lamppost.<br /> <br /> ((This is totally something this guy would do lol))
She stared at his wound for a moment before looking down at her nails. She turned her hand over to look at the giant gash in it, sighed and looked up, watching the cars swerve around them

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