Groupe story! :D

Okay,most of you have probably played this before,each person says a five word phrase that fits in with somthing eles gramatically,but makes no sense.
Example:
Person 1: "There once was a time"
Person 2: "that people ate eggs for"
Person 3: "hours untill they found out"
Person 4: "that unicorns had gold hooves"
I'll keep the story on record in my profile,and on here. I'll start us out.
There once was an insane...