Alcohol (aka I need a blood transfusion and a new liver)
I've been hungover for two days. I can't decide if this 48 hour misery is worth the awesome night of shenanigans.No hangover remedy seems to be working. Can someone please drive to my work and bring my limp body back to my home? Or at least tell me how to drag my body back from the underworld?
On a side note, I feel like I need to write a book about the insane s.hit that I do when I'm drunk. It's like the movie the Hangover, but with more Pokemon and less strippers.
*edit* unless you count myself being naked, in which case it's more Pokemon and more strippers