FREE Scholar Collar [Winner Announced]

I don't get on this account anymore and I feel my Scholar Collar should go to someone who will actually use it. The winner will be chosen randomly using a random number generator. Because I love puns, all you need to do is post a pun and the number you want. It can't be one that someone already posted and you can only enter once. Winner will be announced: 12/29/15. .

Thank You

PS: Because I no longer use this account, I'm selling almost all my dogs, all of which are either partially trained or maxed so please check out my kennel :)

EDIT: Your chances of winning are in no way affected by the quality of your pun, but if I find it particularly good, I'll send you some items from my inventory :)

2: Violet♡ (#6307)
3: Slope Nope the Snowy Jackalope (#30051)
6: Razzatazz (#33380)
7: XalartheCupcake (#39230)
9: Alice in Zombieland (#2056)
13:Schapton (#37016)
15: Tigerclaw The Red-Nosed Tiger (#39070)
16: Shila (#39454)
17: netie (#3413)
18: SantaCub1099 (#36798)
23: bailee (#12444)
26: majorhorselover22 (#27582)
32: Grump (#30801)
42: abbeycatwolf (#37756)
43: aтraвιlιoυѕ (#35537)
66: Alice2wolf (#39532)

And the winner is....
Alice2wolf (#39532)!
Congratulations! and thank you to everyone who entered :)

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