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Suicide Squad 1x1 w/ Hoomble

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1/04/2017: 11am: Arkham Asylum

An armed guard- Joey- stands outside a cell that clearly reads

Subject #361: The Joker

Intense laughing is heard on the other side of the door and Joey turns round and opens the door and shouts "Quiet in there!! Scumbag-" he was silenced by a hand grabbing his throat "hello precious" the Joker growled as he slams Joeys head off a wall, knocking him out. "Night Night" the joker snarls, locking the door behind him. He takes his White jacket off, revealing his many tattoos. The word 'Damaged' across his forehead and a grill covering his front teeth.
He begins to advance to the outside world, taking out all security guards and overriding the many security systems blocking him from the outside world. He emerges from the shadows, opening the cast iron doors of the asylum.
He stretches and breathes in the outside world
"Oh. It's good to be back" he says.
"What to do first?" He thinks to himself.
"Harley..." He growled. And he steals a police car and drives towards the prison.

09-4-2016 at 6:21 PM

"What type of job?" He asked, flinching as she pulled the diamond out of his back. He sits pulling at the bullet wound, looking for a flash of silver, then he saw it. "There it is" he said as he pulls it as far apart as he can and tries to reach the bullet with his finger, all the while growling at the pain.

09-4-2016 at 6:18 PM

"You know J,they offered me and the others a job." She said, pulling a piece of diamond out of his back and throwing it on the ground. "It didn't sound bad."

09-4-2016 at 6:04 PM

"There's others in the boot. I came prepared." He muttered angrily, still with his blood, burn and bruise covered back to her. He looks at the bullet wound on his arm and frowns, and begins to study it, looking for the bullet.

09-4-2016 at 6:01 PM

Harley leaned back, ignoring the light threat. she just stared at the ground for a minute before looking back up. "Really liked that bat you know." she muttered ((my god harley you're lucky he likes you.))

09-4-2016 at 5:49 PM

"Wouldn't purposefully hurt me?" He growled "What was that meant to do? Tickle?" "I mean, you chose the back- of all places- the one place you know is already really painful" He let her go and he punches the car window, smashing the glass. Blood poured out of his hand and he turned away furiously. "You're lucky, sweetie, that I care about you so much. If you were anyone else.. You would be dead" he snarls.

09-4-2016 at 5:41 PM

A slight smile crossed her face for a moment. "Look J, you know I wouldn't purposefully hurt you. It's much easier to test it out with you as opposed to finding someone else."

09-4-2016 at 5:00 PM

Joker snarled as two of the diamonds dug into the taser burns and he grabs the bat from Harley, eyes flaring with anger "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" He growled. He lifted the bat, as if he was going to hit her, but he crashed it down on his own leg, breaking it in two. His leg was bleeding from the diamonds but he was too angry to care. Blood poured from the burns on his back. He grabs Harley and brings her up to his face "Now.. That wasn't very nice was it?" he growled.

09-4-2016 at 4:53 PM

"it's fine, just experimenting. Besides..." She smashed the bat into his back, then hit herself in her face. "How you feel J?"

09-4-2016 at 3:12 PM

"What's up, babe?" "Do you want to go to the jewlery store?" He put his foot on the break, stopping the car abruptly.

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2016-09-04 15:33:26 by #36798

09-4-2016 at 3:08 PM

Harley reached through the window, grabbing a decent sized diamond studded purse. "Good enough for now." she mumbled, taking the diamonds out and shoving some of the sharper ones into her bat.

09-4-2016 at 12:39 PM

Joker laughs and he turns to Harley fake-pouting "You mean you'd only care about the car?" He sniggered. "Hold onto your gold, hun, we are about to go on a ride of a lifetime." He makes a hard left, crashing into a glass window. He laughs, smashing pane after pane on thick glass. "Let me know if you want anything" he laughs, crashing through the shops.

09-4-2016 at 12:31 PM

Harley smiled, grabbing his shoulder. "Don't go bashing out your brains, you'll make the car filthy. Besides, you're the one driving."

09-4-2016 at 10:17 AM

Joker hits his head off the car window in frustration. "Stupid cops. Ruining all our fun" he growled, but he lays his eyes on Harley, gaze softening "But, yes, I think that's a good idea" he grins and the light shines off the metal grill on his teeth. Joker steps on the pedal, the car screeching before taking off. "You wanna crash into the window?" He laughs.

09-4-2016 at 10:09 AM

"Feel like breaking into a couple shops? Family run ones are always better, harder for them to make up for the damages."She sighed, leaning back in the chair. "Besides, we probably shouldn't try anything big, yet. It wouldn't surprise me if those stupid guards and cops already tried to come after us."

09-4-2016 at 8:53 AM

Joker laughs and turns to Harley "You make a valid point, sweetie." "What do you want to do? It can be My... Treat." He said, with a mischievous glint in his eye.

09-4-2016 at 8:50 AM

"Look, you're free now, this boring old city is just dying to have you back. Might as well have some fun while you're free, don't you think?"

09-4-2016 at 7:29 AM

"I've missed you too" he said, placing an arm round her neck. "Oh, not long sweetness." He growled "Soon he'll be back, I'll be behind bars, having the sh*t kicked out of me by guards, then getting tased for using self defence" "I mean... I don't mean to upset them, hurt them, not do as I'm told.. It just happens" he growled darkly.

09-4-2016 at 7:26 AM

((I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED SPOILERS NO)) "Missed you J, It's been too long." Harley muttered. "Now that we're back on the streets , how long you say it'll be till we see batsy again?"

09-3-2016 at 11:55 PM

The Joker looked at her expression and chuckled "What's up, babe, to much blood for ya?". He looked down at the flowing blood on his bare arm and rolled his eyes, before turning back to driving, just in time to dodge a lamppost. ((This is totally something this guy would do lol))

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2016-09-04 01:42:55 by #36798

09-3-2016 at 7:39 PM

She stared at his wound for a moment before looking down at her nails. She turned her hand over to look at the giant gash in it, sighed and looked up, watching the cars swerve around them

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2016-09-03 19:44:58 by #35979

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