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private chat with you.
But Bob's girlfriend used to be a zombie nurse and cured him instantly (save)
but the women gets bobs dog from outside and cooks him without bob knowing. Bob doesnt realise that the burger he just ate was his dog and he got food poisoning. (destroy).
But his ex-girlfriend was wearing a facial mask and the dog only ripped that off. Because of what the dog did bob tied the him up outside. (save)
But then bob goes to his ex-girlfriends house, and his dog bites her face off ;3 (destroy)
But Bob rips off his shirt revealing a large S on his shirt with red tights! After fighting off the zombies he found a dog, and also recieved a banana, 2 million dollars, and a picture of a zombies' beautiful, rich, ex-girlfriend with her name and address on it....
But all of the people in his hometown were now zombies and they all circled him with no escape route. (Destroy)
But he used his super awesome ninja powers to escape! He then went back to his hometown. (Save)
And then Rosie O'Donald suddenly captured him. (destroyed, literally, DESTROYED!)
But he didn't know how to talk to the bears! (DESTROYYYY)
but bob had gone to college to be a centipede whisperer and won the centipedes' hearts :) (save)