is trying to
private chat with you.
Unfortunately the window is five stories up (destroy)
But he ducks out a window really fast. (save)
But she is really a nut job and attempts to shoot him for not getting the right pair of glasses. (Destroy)
An extremely hot young lady finds Bob and, thinking kidney disease and unemployment is something really attractive, she asks him to marry her (Save)
But, Bob has too many of the pills and gets... kidney disease, and has to drop out of the job - once again unemployed. (destroy? xD)
A famous dietician walking by sees bob, and an opportunity! Bob trades his extra middle for fame in the form of late night diet pill ads. (saved? not sure if anyone really wants that kind of fame. XD)
But his career as a male model changes once they had Bob take off his shirt after winter! His 6 pack was a bowl of jelly! (Destroy)
(Haha, double post. Don't mind me)
Thank goodness, Bob is made of pure awesomeness, so he merely bounces off his 6-pack when he hits the ground. He decides to work as a male model when he realize he had survived. (Save)
But the person he saved thinks bob is bad and pushes him off the building (destroy)