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lol<br /> <br /> I'm glad to have enlightened you with the FMLS XD<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> In spirit of V-day, I am going to post some LOVE Fmls ;)<br /> <br /> <br /> Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML<br /> <br /> Today, I discovered that I was in a real love triangle. Both of my girl friends were dating each other. FML<br /> <br /> And here are some other random ones :)<br /> <br /> Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML..<br /> <br /> Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend, and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML<br /> <br /> Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> And thats all for now ;)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
Al, if I ever, EVER see you IRL, you are going to get one really, really big hug from me.<br /> <br /> And I mean this. I've been laughing mybum off for the past HOUR to this stuff. xD
Those are great XD
Ahhh I figured out why they won't work. The whole censor thing messed up the links...it switched "d.a.m.n" into "d.a.r.n" so you'll probably have to fix that correction in the URL lol<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5427/doctorpatient-boundaries<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5425/layin-around<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5391/hazardous-conditions<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5407/breathe-it-in<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5336/poor-mom-2<br />http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5359/warm-meal/<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5273/getting-ready-for-bed<br /> http://darnyouautocorrect.com/5208/extra-storage><br /><br /> <br /> Also I apologize for the double-post down there.. I didn't know if Ala was gonna delete my whole post if I edited it [did it before lol]<br />
the links didn't work but the one you made was hilarious XD<br /> <br /> *EDIT* I posted right after you posted that 2nd post XD
Ugh for some reason all but the last link doesn't work :C ratsss. oh well
I don't go on FML but I can see how some of the iphone autocorrects could be "FML"..<br /> <br /> <a href=http://darnyouautocorrect.com/images/loveed-patients.jpg rel=nofollow>[LINK 1]</a><br /> <a href=http://darnyouautocorrect.com/images/floppy-disks.jpg rel=nofollow>[LINK 2]</a><br /> <a href=http://darnyouautocorrect.com/images/kill-phone.jpg rel=nofollow>[LINK 3]</a><br /> <a href=http://darnyouautocorrect.com/images/smelling-poop.jpg rel=nofollow>[LINK 4]</a><br /> <br /> and one that I made... which was FML because I was mad and it ruined my angry mood |: <<br /> <a href=http://www.smartphowned.com/get_image.php?i=201101141114349f8b4b6e5217b2de675e0664cb79fe00.jpg&1295068474 rel=nofollow>[LINK]</a>