Pein, meanwhile, was rocking back and forth in his seat. "Unicorns..unicorns..unicorns..."<br /> <br /> Al walked in and knocked Pein out of the seat. She took his tea, that he was holding and took a sip. "So, did you have fun Ava? I noticed that you brought out the flaming unicorn. It's currently outside eating the grass and farting out rainbows.

"Who needs Alice when I have a flaming unicorn and an M16?" Ava questioned with a crazy glint in her eyes. She leapt onto the back of a gigantic unicorn with fiery hooves, fired her gun in the air, and sported a Rambo-like headband. "I'M THE MARCH HARE, B*****!!!!!!" she screamed, and she grabbed Pein and the unicorn blasted its way out of Wonderland like... well, like a flaming unicorn out of Wonderland.<br /> <br /> Two minutes later, Tseng walked into Al's sitting-room to find Ava seated on the sofa, quietly sipping tea. "Oh, there you are. I just spotted Sebastian in the hallway, chasing some blond man in a blue dress, and I thought you might have something to do with it."<br /> "Me?" Ava blinked innocently. "Why would you suspect ME?"

Pein looked as if he was about to crap himself. "Why...Gir? Ava. I suddenly want to get out of here NOW. That means, ignoring the gelatto and running as fast as I can."<br /> <br /> "Oh, but what kind of fun would that be? As long as you can't find Alice, you'll be trapped here forever~." A smile appeared on the wall and a hand. It reached for Ava and laughed. In a demonic voice, it whispered, "Where's Alice...?"

"But aren't we having gelato with our tea? Hm? I'D like to have gelato with our tea. C'mon, let's go find some." Ava took off running. "Oh, DOOOOOORMOUSE! WHERE IS OUR GELATO???"<br /> "IS-A RIGHT HERE!" A new voice screeched. A tiny robot with mouse ears and a tail popped up out of nowhere, flung gelato in their faces and ran away, giggling maniacally.<br /> Ava stared. "That's... not... one of my residents," she said. "That's GIR. Pein... I am frightened."

Pein scratched the back of his head and sighed. "I wonder who that could be. Probably one of your residents, ain't it? Probably Vincent, I know how he loves his wine. Yea, definitely him." He trotted down the hall with Ava next to him.<br /> "This wasn't exactly how I wanted to spend my day, you know. Prefer to have my gelatto now."

"Now, we sit and quietly have tea, while Link stumbles around Wonderland going through whatever weird trials Undertaker had in mind," Ava smirked. "See what I did there?"<br /> "Very devious," Sebastian complemented. "Unless this Wonderland decides to send US on an adventure as well, of course." He roostered his head to the side and gave a feline grin. "If you'll excuse me, I believe it's time for me to go and torment Alice."<br /> "Give her an extra mind-f*** for me!" Ava sang out, and threw a teacup at him as he vanished. Then she turned to Pein. "Hey Mr. Hatter, let's go find the dormouse!"

Link huffed and crossed his arms as if a small child would to. <br /> <br /> Pein lifted the teacup that was on the floor and he spun it around his finger. "It's nice that we ge to play dressup, but seriously, what's the purpose of being here? ISn't Alice supposed to find us? I mean, she's right-"<br /> <br /> And with that, a trap door opened underneath Link. He waved his arms as if he learned how to fly, and fell down into the endless darkness below. The door shut, leaving no signs of a way to open it back up. Pein turned and looked at Ava.<br /> <br /> "now what?"

"Oh, but HONEY!" Ava cooed. "You have so much pretty blond hair, and you're SO fussy with it! You make a FABulous girl!"<br /> "I must say, blue really is your color," Sebastian added, grinning and swishing his tail. He gave a sinister laugh and vanished into thin air, leaving Ava giggling madly.<br /> "Oh boy, what's he up to?" she wondered with sadistic anticipation.

Pein ducked and smiled, which was the first sign of the apocalypse. "Why, thank you!"<br /> <br /> Link was nearby, searching for a pair of pants. "I can't believe that that jerk Undertaker had to switch our clothes too. Now I look like a transvestite. Hmmm...I would prefer to be something a bit more macsuline, you know?"<br /> <br />

"They both have feathers," Ava answered automatically. "You look stunning in that suit, by the way. It clashes marvelously with your hair!"<br /> With that, she picked up a nearby teacup and flung it at Pein's head.