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Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#3906 • 3908 views
Posted: 2011-01-17 07:08:22
#6346
Would you Like Cherries on top of that Whipped Cream? (Private and most random to the max ;)
Thunder crashes above and the sky is lit up for a split second. Rain begins to fall lightly, but in a few moments time, it is cascading down in waves. A single figure is seen standing on top of a hill and it seems like it is alone. The figure is none other than Al, and she is waiting for her fellow Pie Crewer friends to join her and return to one of their houses while the storm rides out.
Disclaimer: none of the characters belong to us, but to their respective creators :)
Al was laughing to hard to really comprehend what was going on. Wait, when did we ever understand what Google was doing? But besides that, Link walked up behind Al with Allen on his back. <br /> <br /> "I would have appreciated it if you guys decided t actually go find me. You have no idea what I had to see. imagine Loz.....in a dress...a SMALL, SLIM, D-R-E-S-S. Never will I be able to live that down. And seriously, what is wrong with Sebastian? Yuou have no idea what he was trying to do with me. Especially becuase he was able to vanish and hide from me."
Avianahelena
#38681 • 2011-05-12 21:55:26
#38681
"QUICK!! CONFUSE IT!!" Tseng yelled.<br /> Ava thought quickly. "I though rule 36 was 'there is more effed-up crap than what you just saw'?"<br /> "DO NOT QUESTION GOOGLE!" Google roared, and went for Ava's jugular. Tseng pulled a gun, shot at Google, and then shrugged and threw the gun. Google absorbed the projectiles without pausing.<br /> "Distract it! Distract it!" Ava shrieked.<br /> "Kitten calendars!" Tseng yelled.<br /> Google immediately turned into a small fluffy creature, which yawned cutely, mewed and then curled up at Ava's feet and fell asleep.<br /> Ava sat perfectly still, her face ashen and her eyes unblinking. "See?" she squeaked. "Be very, very careful what you say and do around Google. There's stuff even we can't handle."<br /> "Yeah, like two girls, one--"<br /> Ava shot whichever idiot said that in the face, and then hissed at the corpse, "NEVER mention that!! Especially around Google!"
Al smirked before the camera zoomed into her face. "rule 36...Google it."<br /> <br /> and with that, Google roared and turned into basically the biggest monster thing that could ever exist. "IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS A FETISH OF IT!"<br /> <br /> And with that, Gooogle tried to consume Pein while he was laying on the floor passed out. <br /> <br /> *Note back: nice XD*
Avianahelena
#38615 • 2011-05-11 22:42:55
#38615
Google opened an astonishingly toothy maw and swallowed the cup whole. Evil laughter echoed through the room, and suddenly Google transformed into a giant, horned 34. "IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS P*RN OF IT!!!!" Google thundered. "THERE IS EVEN P*RN OF THE GAME!"<br /> Ava laughed maniacally while Google roared loudly enough to shake the walls. "Hey Google, what's Rule 36?"<br /> Google turned into a giant 36 and roared in her face.<br /> "I think we should run before it eats us," Tseng suggested.<br /> <br /> *NOTE* I'm starting to have fun finding out what Ala censors. Pron="whoa there" in Ala-censor-speak.
Al shuddered..."Rule...34...it always corrupted my mind about EVERYTHING. Even *zoom in* sesame street."<br /> <br /> Pein threw a cup at Google. "And this monster also decided to bring up Rule 36!"
Avianahelena
#38363 • 2011-05-09 03:28:03
#38363
Ava scratched Google's tail, and it purred and began playing classical guitar music. "I'm not sure, but if you don't word things carefully, it can kill you in horrible ways."<br /> "Once, I opened the coffin and Rule 34 came out... with Care Bears." Tseng shuddered. "CARE BEARS!"<br /> Ava patted his arm consolingly. Google laughed evilly.
Al shrieked. "You mean...like..Rick Astley? And no, its just...dark..and you start hearing voices..and then a hand comes, and next thing you know, you're in your bed." Pein nodded in agreement.<br /> <br /> Just then, there was music playing behind them. It got noticably closer, and it turned out to be Google, playing "Never gonna give you up." Al screamed and through a pillow at it, making it stop. It meowed and curled up next to Ava's foot.<br /> <br /> "Seriously! WHat is that thing?!"
Avianahelena
#38361 • 2011-05-09 03:14:36
#38361
"Ooh, really? Is there like, another dimension in there?" Ava asked excitedly. "I love coffins, especially in mind-worlds. You never know WHAT they're gonna do."<br /> "Ava has one in one of the sub-levels of her condo," Tseng added. "Every time you open it, an internet meme comes out."
Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#38357 • 2011-05-09 03:01:13
#38357
Al smirked. "Tis not decaf. And as for those two, I don't know what to say to defend their macho-ness. Link is dominated by a 16 year old in their relationship, and Pein, well, Pein is Pein. But Undertaker, wow, I'm almost afraid to go near him now. Can't tell you how many times he's asked me if I wanted to go into his coffin. Pein did once, and umm..well.."<br /> <br /> Pein, began rocking back and forth again. "Dark...it was darkk."
Avianahelena
#38355 • 2011-05-09 02:54:44
#38355
"Desperate times call for flaming unicorns," Ava shrugged. "Is the grass decaf? If it's not, he's up all night setting my tapestries on fire."<br /> Tseng groaned. "Why did you buy that thing? I told you not to."<br /> "That's why I bought it, duh." Ava nibbled on a scone and then grinned at Al. "I had fun, but I don't think Link or Pein did. You keep some real wusses in your house, Al."
