Al looked at Ava and smirked. "The only doors that are locked are those belonging to Zetsu, becuase they usually contain corpses. Bloody corpses." <br /> <br /> Pein nodded slowly and continued licking.<br /> <br /> "We have a few large bathrooms in that direction. They all have a toilet, bathtub, and shower. But you will find that with each bedroom, there is its own private bathroom."

"Spoiled," Ava muttered at Pein. Then she raised her voice to normal level and addressed Al. "You don't have to worry about me ignoring 'keep out' signs. It's locked doors I have the issue with. I just can't help myself: I have to test them. Google helps me pick the locks."<br /> She took a long look around the kitchen but, uncomfortable with so many servants, backed out and took to peeking into rooms.

They walked through a long hallway (which seemed longer than the acutal house) and every 5 feet or so, there was another bedroom. Al turned to Ava and smiled. "We have enough rooms in here for every person to sleep in their own bedroom." Al almost tripped over a squeaky toy that was on the floor, but picked it up and threw it in a random direction. "Oh, and whatever you do, stay out of the rooms marked 'Keep out'. They either have man eating dogs, or a lot of BDSM equiptment. But that toy belonged to one of my actual pets. So yea.."<br /> <br /> Al continued walking and brought them to another intersection. <br /> <br /> "To our right, we have the dining halls." Al opened the doors and an elborate dinner table was stretched at least 50 feet past where they were standing. "If you stay here for a few more hours, you might be able to stay for dinner. And by dinner, I mean just about anything that could be eaten."<br /> <br /> "Al!" Both of them turned their heads and a certain ginger was running in their direction. Pein threw himself into Al's arms and looked up at her with puppy dog eyes. "I'm really hungry and the chefs won't make me any food....."<br /> <br /> Al sighed and went into the kitchen with Ava behind her. Inside the kitchen were at least 20 different chefs. They were all preparing some sort of food. Al clapped her hands and they all turned their attention to her.<br /> <br /> "Can I have a gelatto please?" No sooner did she say that was a gelatto thrown at her. She handed it to Pein and he happily began licking it.

"Love one," Ava replied, and cast one more wary look at Tseng and Undertaker before rising from her seat to follow Al. She briefly considered summoning someone to accompany [protect] her, but considering most of her fictional allies were more likely to help screw her over than save her, she decided to just hope there wasn't anything or anyone in Al's house she couldn't handle on her own.

Al watched as Google ran away. "Don't worry about it, the furniture upstairs will take care of it."<br /> <br /> Pein proceeded to lick away even more of the gelatto before he put it down. "I"m seriously addicted to this thing. Someone please-" Ogichi got up and snacthed the ice cream. He then proceeded to put the whole thing in his mouth at once.<br /> <br /> "There ya go,happy?" Pein glared at the albino, and once he turned around, the ginger was on top of him in no time. They were wrestling with each other and Al eventually sighed.<br /> <br /> "Care for a tour?"

"Recipe? This stuff just appears in my fridge." Ava yawned. "Yeah, Al, the place is really nice. I love this style of furniture."<br /> <br /> Google abruptly started squealing, struggled out of Undertaker's grasp and streaked away. Undertaker stared after it, looking perplexed, then shrugged and sat down next to Tseng and commenced whispering to him. Ava eyed them both with suspicion.

Al looked at Ava. "How do you like it?" <br /> <br /> Envy snuck away to go make something to eat, while Ogichi sat on a couch that was hidden in the corner. If it wasn't for his bright skin, he wouldn't had been so noticable. Pein looked at Ava and sighed. <br /> <br /> "Can you give me the recepie to this thing? Its really addicting." He was still licking away at the gelatto. Al looked at Pein with a face of worry.<br /> <br /> "I"m afraid its going to end up sticking to his tongue, Ava. Is there a way to make it stop?" Pein licked the gelatto while looking at Ava, stopped, then licked it again three more times. He moved his hair out of his face, then licked it again. <br /> <br /> An unnoticed Zetsu popped up out of the ground and looked at Pein. "I think he's sick." The white side mumbled. "Maybe the Jersery Shore cast can help him," The black side grunted.<br /> <br />

"I wouldn't say... animosity," Ava explained, even as she looked around the house with interest and ignored Envy as thoroughly as possible. "It was just this one time that he strangled me to death for questioning his judgment. No big deal."<br /> She searched out a soft-looking piece of furniture and sat down. "So, this is the scene of the crime."

Ogichi turned to face foward again. "I have a feeling there is a bit of animosity between two people in this group."<br /> <br /> Al laughed and looked back at Ava. "Do you need some protection? Because I'm sure that Pein will gladly protect you from that e~vil Tseng."<br /> <br /> Pein almost chocked again and looked up at Al. "In her wildest dreams! She almost killed me and she didn;t have to do anything but talk!" <br /> <br /> Al raised an eyebrow and looked at Pein with a confused expression. "Did you just raise your voice?"<br /> <br /> Pein faced away and licked more of the gelatto, albeit with a ton of hesitation. Ogichi turned to face the group and smiled his typical I"m-gonna-kill-you smile. "Were here."<br /> <br /> Envy was sitting in front of the house, his back facing the crew. "So you guys came, its about time." He spoke low, in his normally androgynous voice. He turned around slwoly again, and the random breeze moved his hair. "I've been waiting for you and..wait what?! What is he doing with you?!" Envy jumped off the gate and ran over to Ogichi. He jabbed a finger into the albino's chest and growled. "I thought I told you to stay inside and keep an eye on the furniture!"<br /> <br /> Ogichi shoved Envy away and grunted. Al kicked Ogichi in the ribs and he quickly turned around. "You two should just shut up and let our visitors in. And make sure we have enough food for later on, I don't want to go hungry you know."<br /> <br /> Ogichi put Al down and she turned to Ava. "right this way." And she brought the rest of the crew into her condo, and it was not what they were expecting. The house was victorian style, had precious vases and pottery in each corner, and the doors were trimmed with a gold molding. "Like it?"

"What am I not doing?" Ava raised an eyebrow. "My opinions are based on how people conduct themselves. Well, most of the time anyway." She pointed at Tseng. "HIM, I just keep around because he's pretty."<br /> <br /> "Liar," Tseng chuckled.<br /> <br /> "Shut up," Ava snapped.<br /> <br /> "Don't make me kill you again," he warned. Ava whimpered and ducked behind Undertaker.