While Al went to google, Zetsu smiled at Ava. "Pein-sama knows that we can records things-" The white side began, " and asks to records his rounds with Hidan, and then he views them later." The black side finished.<br /><br /><br /><br />Both sides seemed a little nervous as they continued talking. "And it just so happens tha in order to view these recordings he has to use a jutsu, and look into our eyes. And we witness our recordings at the same time..and yea..."

"You walked willingly into this place and yet you're afraid to look up a term?" Ava rolled her eyes and threw Google at Al. "Here. Educate yourself while I clean up."<br/><br/>She looked over the living room, satisfied that the damage wasn't permanent. She kicked Hidan out a side door with sharp instructions that he was not to return until the AU had played itself out, for better or worse. Tseng had stopped by and Ava hastened to pour him a drink, remembering what happened last time she crossed him.<br/><br/>"So..." The house being in relatively good order always made Ava nervous. Better entertain the guests. "Zetsu... what brings you here all of a sudden? I don't remember seeing you since that last requested fanfic."

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"BDSM?" Al was almost too scared to look it up. "Big (insert noun here of your choice), small mouth?" <br /><br /><br /><br />She looked back at Pein who was finsihed dressing. "had a good time?" Pein nodded and took a random brush and began brushing his hair.<br /><br /><br /><br />"My hear isn;t that messed up, is it?" Pein mumbled to himself as he nearly snapped the brush in half with fustration. <br /><br /><br /><br />"Don't worry leader-sama. It doesn't look anything at all like you and Hidan had a grand ol' time down on the floor." Zetsu said to Pein with a smile on his face. Pein kicked Zetsu in the face and walked away.

Silent? Ava thought about that for a moment. Truthfully, there usually WASN'T much noise in the condo. The whole thing was soundproofed. With a sigh, she started setting furniture to rights.<br/>"This is why I don't keep them in my condo without supervision," she complained. "Itachi and Deidara are out exploring an AU right now, and Hidan is SUPPOSED to be with them, but you and your BDSM fixation messed THAT up." She stuck her tongue out at Al.

Al looked over at Ava and smiled. "Pein and Hidan were most likely the cause, y'know. But for all I know someone else could've had some fun time while I was too distracted. Then again, with it being so silent here I don't know how I could miss anything."

Ava returned to the condo and flopped on the couch with a sigh. "I'm sure I can persuade them to do it again. I prefer to be in on it, though, or I get bored. Speaking of me getting bored and leaving strange people alone in my house, why is half of my furniture demolished?"

Al buzzed Ava in and laughed. "Sebby was sent because no one else wanted to go. They were all too focused on what could be going on here. And boy did you miss Hidan and Pein's round. But if you are lucky, they might just do it again. And when do these guys stop posing in their suggestive poses?"

Ava scowled. "Stay. Leave. Ask me if I give a f***."<br />Honestly, demons were supposed to be arrogant, but did he really think she was afraid to wander through her own mind alone?<br/>Well, you <i>were</i>, one of her inner voices whispered. She mentally pimp-smacked it and kept walking.<br/>After a while she scent of impending doom faded from the air, and a familiar set of tall iron gates loomed before her. Ava sighed, hopped over the gutter and pressed the button next to her own name at the entrance to Smutland. "Al," she grumbled over the intercom. "Why was Sebastian the one to come and get me, and can you buzz me in?"

Sebastian looked down at Ava and smiled, well as much as he could smile in that form. "I Prefer to be up here, therefore I can see what is up ahead better than you can. Of course, I can always just leave you here alone if you don't want me to be with you."<br /><br />Meanwhile, back at the house, Al and Pom were left with a bunch of half naked men that were pairing off to be in suggestive poses together. AL sighed and cracked her knuckles. "Oh where could Ava have gone...?"

"Does he even <i>know</i> who I keep in my apartment?" Ava muttered to herself. Nonetheless, she looked up at the sky and called after the raven while ambling in the direction it had flown. "Hey! Bird boy! If you hate being away from me that much--" what a load <i>that</i> was, coming from him--"then why don't you travel on the ground with me?"