"I had a dream that Harry Potter came over to me and he gave me the golden snitch. And it clucked like a chicken! And then...Snape was there! Wearing a dress!"<br /> <br /> Google woofed and brought up an image of snape wearing a dress. Al snickered. "See!"

"Sebastian, what did you do to her?" Tseng sighed in a long-suffering tone. Sebastian's Cheshire Cat tail twitched and he smiled, but did not deign to answer.<br /> <br /> Ava hopped off the flaming unicorn's back and picked Al up off the ground. "It doesn't look like Hogwarts. Are you sure you're okay?"

Al tried to sit up, her eyes spinning.<br /> <br /> "I'm doing...okay...? Why are there three Avas?"<br /> <br /> Google roared and Al sat straight up. "I don't have the Dragonballs, I swear! Where are we? Hogwarts?"

"I'm a little afraid to wander through your house again after that," Ava shuddered. "Everybody hop on the flaming unicorn and let's take a field trip."<br /> <br /> "Lead on," Sebastian said placidly, scooping up Al and Google and grinning a Cheshire cat grin. Ava noted that he still had the ears and tail. She was also pretty sure she still had March Hare ears.<br /> <br /> She hopped onto the flaming unicorn, which giggled madly and leapt through the ceiling, leaving a fiery rainbow trail behind it. Tseng jumped on behind her at the last second and handed her a semi-automatic. "You might need that."<br /> <br /> "Uh... I'm pretty sure anything that I can take down with a gun is the least of my problems on an adventure with you people."<br /> <br /> The unicorn's hooves hit the ground with a jolt, and Ava looked around to see nothing but grey fog. "Uh... All the same, I think I'll hang onto this." She made sure the gun was loaded and the safety was on, and then she turned to Al and her demonic carrier. "All right over there?"

Al reached into the air and grabbed a flying Google, which barked in joy.<br /> <br /> "Even though this is my house, I'm paranoid about where I'm about to be brought to. I blame the Wonderland trip on you."

Sebastian loomed out of the darkness, red eyes gleaming. "I would be happy to escort you, Al," he purred.<br /> Ava shuddered visibly and grabbed Tseng's arm. "Get your gun and bring Google," she instructed him. "This is bound to get weird."

Al nodded furiously. "This time, you lead. Trouble seems to like you a lot better than me. All I seem to get are crazy stares and random tripping on air moments. Do lead please."<br /> <br /> Link grunted and crossed his arms. "way to leave me alone."<br /> <br /> Al turned around, searching for something, or rather, someone. "Who will be my escort? Pein is somewhere, Link is goonna stay here, Ogichi is now watching the others...."

Ava glared at the cigar, but chose not to say anything for fear Al would light it.<br /> "You want to know how it can get worse?" she snapped at Link. "Try him."<br /> "Or we could distract him," Tseng suggested.<br /> "You're the distraction expert, kitten calendar man," Ava snorted. Tseng glared at her, and she batted her eyelashes at him innocently.<br /> "I'd be happy to distract him," Grell purred.<br /> "When the h*** did you get he-- oh, never mind. Just go molest Sebastian." Ava turned to Al. "So, next round of adventures?"

Link shuddered. "I don't like the idea of forced sex, thank you. And I don't see how it will get worse, nor do I want to know."<br /> <br /> <br /> Al pretended to smoke a cigar. "Oh, its possible, VERRRYYY possible."

"It's usually best to just bear up and give Sebastian what he wants," Ava said. "If he has to work for it, it peaks his interest and... well... he gets worse. Yes, that's possible."