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Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#3906 • 3907 views
Posted: 2011-01-17 07:08:22
#6346
Would you Like Cherries on top of that Whipped Cream? (Private and most random to the max ;)
Thunder crashes above and the sky is lit up for a split second. Rain begins to fall lightly, but in a few moments time, it is cascading down in waves. A single figure is seen standing on top of a hill and it seems like it is alone. The figure is none other than Al, and she is waiting for her fellow Pie Crewer friends to join her and return to one of their houses while the storm rides out.
Disclaimer: none of the characters belong to us, but to their respective creators :)
Zetsu looked at konan out of the corner of his eye and gave a nervous laugh. "I would gladly prefer if....ummm...you could get Pein off and make....him stop....please?" Zetsu asked, and the last word came out to be more of a whisper. Pein looked at Zetsu and gave the smallest of smiles. <br /><br /><br /><br />"I was ordered to do this by Madara, I apologize." And then he looked at Ava. "Unless you wanan take his place?"
Avianahelena
#30342 • 2011-02-08 05:41:12
#30342
"O...kay then." Ava shooed Google into the kitchen. "Hey... uh, L?"<br/>L poked his head out of the pantry and raised a questioning eyebrow.<br/>"Feed Google. Uh... nothing too scary. And, um... WHY are you still here?"<br/>L grinned. "You have cake."<br/>"Riiiight... the cake/L cliche." Ava backed out of the kitchen and turned back to the living room, only to see Zetsu wearing far less clothing than he had been. "Oh dear. Okay... uh... Zetsu, have I mentioned that in at least ninety percent of the scenarios in MY head, you prefer women? Yeah. So while you're in my condo, can you not... do... that?"
Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#30341 • 2011-02-08 05:24:24
#30341
Google whined like dog and the oinked. It jumped onto the floor and stood up, and transformed. Within a few seconds, the 2 o's were conveniantly placed to be a woman's bewbs. Google batted its eyelashes and winked at Zetsu. The two toned man looked at Google then at Ava.<br /><br /><br /><br />"why'd you do that? Now I've lost all interest in it." Zetsu harumphed and sat in the corner. Pein walked over to Zetsu and, not even attempting to hide what he was doing, licked Zetsu whole neck.
Ava watched Zetsu jump back from Google and laughed. She walked over and picked up Google and cuddled it. "Don't worry. As long as you keep your search terms VERY specific, it won't hurt you." Then she smirked. "But I HAVE seen you as a woman."
Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#30339 • 2011-02-08 05:06:04
#30339
Google looked up at ava. "Quack." It then walked away. Zetsu snickered and looked at Google. <br /><br /><br /><br />"Hey there little..animal. Uncle Zetsu wants to show yo a few tricks." He slowly talked with only the black side, and he slowly inched closer to the...thing. Google then meowed and roared in Zetsu's face. Al laughed and looked at ava. <br /><br /><br /><br />Evil google shall take over the world with is smutness!
Avianahelena
#30336 • 2011-02-08 04:55:52
#30336
"Um... I'm not going to ask why Al is laughing."<br/>"Probably a wise choice," Tseng said quietly from the doorway to the kitchen, "not that you make many wise choices." Ava glanced at him and turned a little pale.<br/>"Yeah... me and wisdom don't get along.... Have I mentioned that I'm really, really sorry?" Tseng smiled evilly and sipped his drink. Ava sat down on the couch and tried to look innocent. "So... Zetsu... uh... how about that weather?" Then she blinked in extremely late realization. "Wait... Google MOOED?"
Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#30331 • 2011-02-08 04:40:23
#30331
He paled a bit and shook his head. Both sides spoke at the same time, which was a miracle. "NO! no, you don't."<br /><br /><br /><br />Al smiled and rubbed her hands together evily. "hehehehehe"
Avianahelena
#30330 • 2011-02-08 04:33:38
#30330
"It has to be done," Ava shrugged, and showed the completed project to Al. It was a sign that read 'Warning and Universal Disclaimer: copyright infringement abounds.'<br/><br/>"Anyway, Zetsu, maybe you should just give him that kick in the arse. Everyone needs one at some point." A pause. "Uh... do I want to know what happened with Madara?"
Alcemistnv [567 candy corns]
#30327 • 2011-02-08 03:35:22
#30327
Zetsu scratched the back of his head and sighed. "yea, I know.. "The white side began but was interrupted by the black side. "He just needs a good swift kick up his arse. Seriously, I don't think I've been more violated since we first met Madara."<br /><br /><br /><br />Al came back and dropped google on the floor. It moo'ed, then walked away. "Is there a reasno why you are working on a new project?"
Avianahelena
#30310 • 2011-02-08 02:50:47
#30310
"Okay, I realize I don't have a whole lot of room to talk," Ava said as she shoved a few raunchy card games and smut novels under the sofa with her foot, "but isn't that kind of... well, REALLY awkward?"<br/><br/>Forget awkward, it sounded like psychological abuse. But hey, this was Ava's Condo in Smutland, not Fictional Character Psychology 101. Psychological abuse fit right in, most days.<br/><br/>While waiting for a reply, Ava fished out one of her latest projects and started to work on it.
