Al served herself some lasgna and looked over at L. "let me guess, you wanted to see exactly how many fangirls would put you and Light in a pairing, didn't you?" Pein chuckled lightly and put his clothes back on. "shut up you. Google comes in handy when ever I look at weird pairings with you." Pein paled a little bit more.<br /> <br /> Suddenly, a very worn out looking Zetsu walked out of the drawing room. His hair was ina tangled mess, his clothes looked like they were literally thrown on, and there were noticable marks running along his neck. <br /> <br /> "Well, I see the game is done." His white side stated. The black side grunted and shut its eye. "There are many things I want to unsee and forget about, and that room was one of them." He looked at Ava. "you and your crew are a bunch of sick minded people. I feel like throwing up alittle now, thank you."<br /> <br /> Al sat down next to Ava on the couch. "What other ideas do you have planned for the rest of the day?"

Reno and Ava walked back into the living room holding a large plate of lasagna and a bowl of gelato, respectively. They both settled down on the couch and started nomming, but Ava paused to take another look around the room. "Oh, well, actually they aren't this bad most of the time. They get a little crazy when the OCs are out, though."<br /> <br /> "Hidan won't return for some time unless he's needed," Tseng assured Pein. "The AU has just gotten vastly more entertaining for him."<br /> <br /> "L, what did you try to look up earlier on Google?" Ava remembered to ask. L turned a little green.<br /> <br /> "Some things shouldn't be discussed even here," he said.

Al looked at all of Ava's residents, then a her. "Is everyone always like this? Because I can easily tell why you keep them in chains when you aren't home. And Envy, if I were you, I'd leave, because Ava knows how to kill someone with a spork. And I mean it in a way that you will be brutally and slowly killed." <br /> <br /> Pein looked down at his feet, the sudden lack of clothes was making him feel like the odd one out. And Envy's mini skirt/sports bra combo didn't count either. "Do I have permission to change now, becuase in all honestly, if we move over to the non-BDSM rooms, this attire isn't deemed most appropriate. And I'm afraid that Hidan will try and 'assault' me again." Al looked at Pein with her 'are you kidding me?' eyes.<br /> <br /> Envy grabbed Google so that it was away from the oddly shaped/colored sheep and brought it into the kitchen. He put it into the cage and locked the door. With a slow turn of the head and his hair moving in the random wind again, he smiled. "I'm going to go to Al;s house then." He blew a raspberry and lef through the window, leaving Google in its cage.

"Whorehouses have more class," Tseng opined.<br /> Ava blinked confusedly and then sat down and stared up at everyone. "I'm confused. All I did was hang onto Pein to keep my tipsy @$$ from falling over." She stared at Envy. "I'm serious as a heart attack here, dude-or-chick, I don't like you in my house. If we move to Al's house, I don't get a say, but by god in here, I am law and I can have you killed."<br /> "Ooh, so forceful," Tseng murmured with a mocking look at Ava, who threw someone's shoe at him. "I knew you were faking the terror," he complained.<br /> "Ya know, there is way too much cake in here and not enough lasagna," Reno yelled from the kitchen. Google ran through, chased by a small herd of acid green sheep. Ava groaned and went to find some "real food."<br /> "Actually, there are some very nice rooms on the east side of the house that aren't BDSM-themed," Itachi informed everyone. "The danger of having a party in this particular condo is, of course, that it's in Smutland... but you all had the option of moving it somewhere less racy."<br /> "Shut up and go back to your AU," Ava's muffled voice yelled from the kitchen.<br /> "I was only trying to help," Itachi shrugged, and he stood fluidly and moved toward the door, grabbing Hidan and dragging him along.<br /> "He's actually right," Sebastian spoke up. "This particular set of rooms is meant for a particular purpose. The Id rules here. If you want civilized, rational and socially acceptable behavior, you're going to have to move over to the Super-Ego wing."<br /> There was a loud sob from the kitchen. "He's quoting Freud, oh dear god he's quoting Freud," Ava wailed.

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Al was in all ways grateful for the distraction. She was trying not to figure out what Hidan was trying to attempt to do. Pein was glaring at Hidan, with anger and a tinge of seduction. But of course the situation was even more akward. Here you have him standing, just about half naked, and he was groped by no one else but of course, Hidan. He just shook it off and watched as L fell.<br /> <br /> Al looked at Ava. "you were dying to do something like that weren't you? I was able to see it in your eyes. Or is that the booze? I can't tell..."<br /> <br /> "Definitely the booze, or its inner Ava threatening to pop out and start hooking up with half the guys here. You'll never know," a tired sonding Envy spoke from one of the couches. Al looked at the green haired humonculous and chuckled. <br /> <br /> "I have a feeling I don't want to see that part of Ava. That might be a side of her that is supposed to be kept on a very tight leash and not let loose around a whole house of guys. That is, of course, the scenario everyday, is it not?" Envy just shrugged and swung one leg over the other. "I'm not always here, I have better things to do and whenever I come back, someone is always in another room that OBVIOUSLY doesn't belong to them. I feel like I'm living in a whore house or something, y'know?"

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"Why?" Ava was genuinely confused as she bent over next to Pein and stuck her right hand on a red dot. The booze was starting to get to her, and she steadied herself by placing her other hand on his bare shoulder, digging her nails in a bit as the room shifted around her. "You couldn't possibly be that uptight."<br /> The moans from the 'drawing room' were getting louder, and Reno poked his head out of the kitchen and yelled, "use the gag and restraints on him, Zetsu! It's the only way you'll make it out in one piece!"<br /> "Who says he wants to?" Hidan said, wiggling his eyebrows. Ava jumped and Sebastian grabbed her shoulder to stop her from falling.<br /> "Wow, you've been here the whole time!" she realized.<br /> "Mmhmmmmm," Hidan purred, and walked over to casually grope both her and Pein. "Just chilling in that corner, enjoying the view. Getting bored, though. Anyone wanna go join them in the drawing room?" He turned to look at Al and did something unsettling with his tongue, which Ava pretended not to see. Tseng called out left foot green and Ava resolutely twisted and knocked L over on purpose with her elbow to distract everyone.

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Pein tried to keep his face from turning a different shade of color. Instead, he just pulled on his earrings to keep him in pain and keep him from hearing anything. Al looked up at him. "masochist much?" Pein then looked back at them and tried to hide his discomfort. Lets not forget he was only in his boxers right now.<br /> <br /> "Can we please get back to the game? I'dd like to get this done and over with as fast as possible. And hopefully before those two manage to come back and play again. I don't even want to be next to them anymore after this."<br /> <br /> "Right hand red!" was called out and they all hesitated for a moment before they went over to the board.

Grell flashed everyone a grin and yanked Zetsu's pants the rest of the way off. "You ladies have fun with your Twister game. I think Mr. Monochrome and I will retire to the--" here he gave a throaty chuckle and glanced back at Zetsu through hooded eyes, his tongue darting out to touch his lips lasciviously-- "drawing room."<br /> <br /> L blinked and turned to Ava. "Forty dollars and a slice of strawberry cake says Zetsu screams when he sees the drawing room."<br /> "Only an idiot would take that bet," Ava replied as Grell dragged Zetsu out of the room. A split-second later, there was a piercing scream, running footsteps, a thud, a louder thud, and then....<br /> "Oh god, they're both vocal, aren't they?" Itachi said. He hid his face behind the collar of his cloak, but everyone saw him blush.

Al just watched as everyone tried to reassemble themselves so that they were able to play again. What she found amusing was that Zetsu, while he was acting like he didn't like what was going on, was VERY much into what was hopefully going to happen. He just liked to make people think that he wasn't interested in sleeping with other men. But she knew that all the times he was with Madara, he secrety enjoyed them.<br /> <br /> Pein looked down at Al and helped her to stand up. He looked at Ava. "so everyone has to start over basically except for L. Bad thing for him is that he doesn't get a break until he falls down. So if he gets a leg cramp, its all his fault for having such good balance. darn him."<br /> <br /> Al laughed and looked at Envy out of the corner of her eye. He was playing with Google and Google was purring.... Al tried to forget about thinking about what the hell Google was, but they would have to find out later after the derranged game of strip twister was over.

Ava was pretty sure she had a broken rib. "Someone take off my left sock," she groaned without moving. L expressed an interest in staying as far from her socks as possible.<br /> "Oh come on," Reno groused, revealing that he'd been hiding in an alcove nearby the whole time. "It's not like anything in here stinks. The whole place is a mental construct." He bent down and pulled off Ava's sock, then requisitioned the whisky and slouched off toward the kitchen, mumbling something about reheating the lasagna.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, Grell kicked off his boots and then fixed Zetsu with a sultry look before sliding down his body and taking the zipper of his jeans in his teeth, pulling it down slowly.<br /> <br /> "NOW we're having fun," Ava chuckled as she watched Zetsu trying not to squirm.