Undertaker leaned back before reaching into his robe and taking out a bone biscuit. He snapped it in half and flung it in his mouth. "Oh, I do believe I have another friend of Al's in my pocket. He may be able to find her if all else fails. Well, that is, he will annoy you while doing so, but he can find her." He threw the other piece at Sergeant Sprinkles.

Ava's eyes narrowed. "Well, I hardly think that's the tree's fault," she snarled. She stomped away in a snit and returned half an hour later with considerably less blood on her person and her Hare ears standing up perkily once more.<br /> "Well? Where's Al? I sent that Patronus forty minutes ago," she sighed, and hopped up onto Sergeant Sprinkles's back to wait.

Undertaker waved his hand and shook his head. "Sorry deary, but there is absolutely no way I'm going in there. I've just about had it with kids. Seems like all they do nowadays is make 'dead' jokes. And some guy who apparently claims to be some sort of wrestler took my name!" He punched a nearby tree which shattered into three.

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Ava gave an evil chuckle and rubbed her palms together. "That sounds fantastic. I'll stop off and get Madam Pomfrey to heal my ear and arm and then I'll be riiiight back. Can you guys go find Al while I'm gone?"<br /> Sergeant Sprinkles whickered and gave her an 'are you kidding?' look. Sebastian shrugged and said, "Eh."<br /> Ava sighed and turned toward the castle. "Never mind, I'll do it." She flicked her wand and a silvery-white coyote shot from the end of it and trotted off into the woods after Al. "Now, are you guys coming up to the castle while I look for first aid?"

Undertaker scratched his head with one of his nails. "Eh, well, we can always get Grell to take us to the Shinigami world or something. Wait, what am I saying, as a legendary ex-Shinigami, I can easily grant you acess to the world. Would you care to join?"

Ava scoffed. "Wonderland is such a giant cliche that even Mary Sue can't handle it. I want some real adventure. Maybe I'll stir up a few OCs and go crash a fandom or two. Are you game?"<br /> Sergeant Sprinkles returned, shook his mane and gave Undertaker a challenging stare.<br /> Sebastian raised his hand. "I'm game."

Undertaker smirked while playing with his long nails. "Well, you could say that I'm doing wonderful this evening seeing as how I'm still alive. Or, you could say that I'm doing terrible in that I'm not taking care of those bodies, making them all beautiful. Whichever way you look at it, I supposed. Half empty? Half full? However...what brings you into a new world? Wasn't Wonderland an enormous enugh adventure for you?"

Ava stared at him. "I'm a fictional character with totally out-of-character hare ears and cowardly friends. I'm doing great; how are you?"

Al shuddered a little bit. "Umm, I think I left my sense of adventure in the town back there. I mean, you know, ghost hypogryffs and well, giant spiders. I'm totally scared right now and there is no magic I know that will save me. So, I'm going to go now. Envy, turn into a horse!!" <br /> <br /> Envy grunted, trying to keep his movements as minimal as possible. He got onto all fours and shifted into a horse. "I don't recall when was the last time I was an animal. You should be grateful for this." He turned around and ran off into the woods with Al on his back.<br /> <br /> There was no other sound beside the crows cawing at each other and the slight rustle of leaves. And that's when Undertaker came out from underneath a pile of rocks, a typical grin spread from ear to ear.<br /> <br /> "How do you do, this fine evening?"

Ava watched the ghost hippogriff fly away, and her eyes lit up with interest. "But Al! It looks like there's a mystery going on that we can solve! Besides, I'm bleeding kind of a lot." She kicked Envy. "Get up, you big wimp."<br /> Sergeant Sprinkles wandered off, cropping grass.<br /> Sebastian swished his Cheshire Cat tail and grinned. "Where's your sense of adventure, Al?"