Envy whimpered as dust and debris flew into her face. "But what if there are march hare eating snakes in there? Or even worse...Al eatting snakes?!"<br /> <br /> Envy shifted into a dog and ran behind Ava. "Don't worry Al, the only one that would attempt to eat you would spit you back out. Now, please tell me whats up with this annoying smiling butler who is following us."

"Aw, you keep telling yourself that, honeybunch," Ava crooned.<br /> <br /> Sebastian smiled and swished his tail. "Do not worry. If Google destroys this world, I'm sure we can find another."<br /> <br /> "I don't really care either way," Ava snorted. She hefted her M16 and yelled, "GOOGLE! Can we come in without being blinded?"<br /> <br /> Google responded with a ground-shaking roar, and an explosion rattled the Chamber's walls and blew out all the windows.<br /> <br /> "Since I'm wearing a Rambo headband, I have to take that as a yes," Ava said. She smoothed back her March Hare ears, grabbed Envy to use as a shield, and charged into the Chamber, screaming at the top of her lungs. "I'M THE MARCH HARE!!!! GYAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

Al screamed dramatically, which led Envy to kick her in the shin. "Don't send the Google! It might use the 'I'm feeling lucky' button which might destroy the world!!!!"<br /> <br /> Envy sighed and looked at the Chamber. "That thing better not be a destructive weapon of yours, Ava. If so, you'll have a whole condo on your @ss if Al dies. Also, the outfit may have looked good on you, but thats because its me, and I make you look good in the outfit."

"Are you kidding?" Ava scoffed. "I look AMAZING in that outfit. Now, go be a good little minion of darkness and go check out that chamber for us."<br /> <br /> Tseng sighed. "This is ridiculous. You should never send Envy to do serious jobs. He, she or it always fails. Send Google."<br /> <br /> "Good idea!" Ava snatched Google, opened the door to the Chamber and flung it inside.

Envy looked at Ava with a mocking smile. There was a buzzing sound and he shifted into Ava while keeping on his outfit. <br /> <br /> "And this is how you would look with my amazing outfit on. Now, don't insult me before I push you out there and he blinds YOU. Got it?"<br /> <br /> Al patted Envy on his back. "Don't worry about him Ava, he didn't get his morning coffee."

"We'll send you in to blind him," Ava answered for Al. "Should only take one look at your outfit."

Al giggled and took a wand out of her pocket. "You said chamber, so I'm prepared to battle the almighty basilisk!"<br /> <br /> "Oh, how will you do that without dying from his stare?" A voice sounded from behind Al. She turned aroound and Envy was standing there, a hand on his hip. "yo."<br /> <br />

"O...kay." Ava looked at the map. "It says 'certain death ahead.' Al, don't go that way."<br /> <br /> Tseng grabbed Al and steered her back to the group. "Which way should we go, then?" he asked.<br /> <br /> Ava turned and peered into the mist behind Sebastian. "Well, that way says 'chamber of ultimate bad@$$ery,' but I'm not sure we want to risk it... oh, what the heck." She tied her March Hare ears back with her Rambo headband and hefted her M16. "Let's go."<br /> <br /> Google roared mightily. Tseng heaved a put-upon sigh. "Lead on, o fearless leader."

Al leaned over with a huge smile and picked up the map. "hehehe its slimey." She wiped the map onto her shirt and handed it over to Ava. She then scooped up a purring Google and began to walk in a random direction.<br /> <br /> "I have a feeling that I'm going to die today. So I'm gonna make this day the best ever!"

Ava blinked at the image. "It looks surprisingly fetching."<br /> <br /> Tseng looked perturbed. "Ava... I worry about you some days."<br /> <br /> "Whatever. Al, come on. We need to find you a concussion remedy." Ava grabbed Al's arm and towed her away into the mist. Tseng and the flaming unicorn followed, the former frowning and the latter munching contentedly out of a feed sack full of sunshine fairy dust. Sebastian took the lead, humming "London Bridge." It echoed eerily in the fog.<br /> <br /> "Google, where the hell are we?" Ava whispered. Google bleated loudly and coughed up a crumpled map. "O...kay then. Al, will you get that? I don't exactly want to touch it."