With a sudden poof, Ava was adorned in the March Hare's outfit, Sebastian, in the Cheshire cat, and Link..well lets just say that he felt a tad bit uncomfortable with his outfit.<br /> <br /> Pein stood, flabbergasted. "Uh...I'll be...mad hatter!" And there was another pop and he was dressed in a green suit with a top hat. "Nice. Now, just to get into character, Ava, how is a writing desk like a raven?"

"I'm perfectly fine with Wonderland as long as I don't have to talk to that ****ing rabbit" Ava announced. "...Or be Alice. I hate Alice. Link, you be Alice."<br /> "May I be the Cheshire Cat?" Sebastian inquired.<br /> "Only if I get to be the March Hare," Ava said.

Link grabbed his hair to keep it from whipping his face. "Cliche maybe for you, but for me....I don't even want to imagine what he threw us into." <br /> <br /> Pein tried not to yell when Noctis's face popped up next to his, then vanished in the next second. "I don't even want to know who, or what that was. I'd like to get out now, thanks!"

"WHEEEEEEEE!" Ava yelled.<br /> Sebastian sighed loudly and grumbled, "Wonderland again? How cliche."

"True, true." Link stated while grabbing Pein's shirt and dragging him along. <br /> <br /> they ventured down what seemed to be a rather normal plain staircase. That was, until the stairs suddenly turned into a ramp and they all went sliding down. The walls started getting brighter as they passed and a single white rabbit ran passed them with a recognizable face of Noctis.

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"It's Undertaker. If we all died horrible deaths, he would think it was funny," Ava snorted. "Now come on, before I decide I liked you better tied up and gagged."

Link, color back in his face, hesitated to follow Ava. "Well, I guess that since its Undertaker we are taking advice from, it can't be that bad."<br /> <br /> Pein, on the other hand, was terrified. "I don't think I can ever sleep again. Nor can I look at a crow again. Sheesh, a man knows how to scare the sh** out of someone really good. don't he?"

"Dude, I'm already nuts," Ava snorted, and beckoning to Sebastian, she set off up the stairs. Sebastian released Link and Pein from their bonds and followed Ava, looking bored.<br /> "You can't seriously be going along with this, can you?" he sighed. "We'll be late for dinner."<br /> "Screw dinner; there's never any real food in my condo anyhow."

Undertaker chuckled to himself and pulled a biscuit out of his sleeve. "This place can very much be a maze located in Wonderland. And the more you get lost, the more you forget yourself. So, if I were you, I'd try not to sneak around anymore. Next thing you know, you might be crazy, like me! Well, either crazy, or just mad. But you get the idea, right? Hehehehe, I talk too much, you should see for yourself. But do be careful, the stairs are slippery." And with that, Undertaker somehow vanished, and a staircase popped up next to Ava.<br /> <br /> <br /> ***oooooh interesting plot twist!**

"This talks too much to be a rat." Ava poked Link in the ribs. "Sebastian, what are you doing here? I thought you went upstairs to protect the furniture?"<br /> Sebastian sighed. "I did, but evidently this house has a built-in anachronism feature to confound intruders."